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NCIS (2003–present) is a CBS network television series about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that investigates any crime involving personnel or dependants in the United States Navy or Marine Corps.

Mark Harmon as Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Michael Weatherly as Anthony “Tony” DiNozzo (2003–16)
Sean Murray as Timothy McGee
Pauley Perrette as Abigail “Abby” Sciuto (2003–18)
Cote de Pablo as Ziva David (2005–13)
Sasha Alexander as Caitlin “Kate” Todd (2003–05)
David McCallum as Dr. Donald “Ducky” Mallard
Lauren Holly as the late Jenny Shepard, former Director of NCIS (2005–08)
Rocky Carroll as current Director of NCIS Leon Vance (2008–present)
Brian Dietzen as Jimmy Palmer
Emily Wickersham as Eleanor “Ellie” Bishop (2013–present)

“Abby” Sciuto Top Quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

Abby Sciuto NCIS quotes

“That’s what I love about ya Gibbs, always one finger ahead.”

“You’ve got mail from the FBI. I think that agent has the hots for you…Okay, you’re right, she’s really not your type. She sent me a highly encrypted Jpegs. Took me longer to input the password than it did the program to decrypt the cyphertext. Um… machine making pretty pictures now.”

“McGee likes it. So we’re popping back double espressos when he turns to me all of a sudden out the blue and says “I really, really like you.””

“I mean what’s next? Gonna be sitting at home on rainy Sunday afternoons watching Sleepless in Seattle? Ugh.”

“I love it when you talk Geek.”

“Are you two that formal when you’re exchanging bodily fluids?”

“Come on McGee. Do it for me please, I’ll show you my new tat.”

“If I find out you knew, I’ll kill you.”

“Good news and bad news Gibbs. Good news is I’m still cute. Bad news, the bomb squad got a little trigger happy.”

“We’re talking cleaner than clean, whiter than white. You put him in a line up with snow, snow’s going to jail.”

“What? I talk to myself, got a problem with that?”

“Pay attention class. This is not the sample from the second victim but from the third victim. Now would anyone like to tell the class what that may mean.”

“I go both ways. You?”

“You might be smart, but my geek carries a gun.”

“Correct as always my silver-haired fox… I mean Gibbs… sir… boss… “

“I love it when your rough McGee.”

“Stop staring at my butt and get me an evidence jar.”

“For nobody leaving the building, there are a lot of people leaving the building.”

“It’s not a dress McGee. You can’t look up it to see what you want.”

“You’re not listening to a word I’m saying. I’m pregnant McGee. Twins. Haven’t told the father yet. It’s Gibbs. I know it’s wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside.”

“McGee, never forget, I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence.”

“Oh my God. I got this email that says I may have already won fifty million dollars and I’m really, really psyched.”

“I have a Whoopie and I have a but.”

“Of course my darling.”

“He wasn’t a boyfriend he was a boy toy, and yes we IM almost every day.”

“I went on a date with him like once, and didn’t get very far.”

“Have you ever seen one (chastity belt). Mine’s awesome. Eighteenth-century French.”

McGee: What does she look like?
Tony: Who?
McGee: Abby, she sounds cute.
Tony: Not your type.
McGee: How do you know that?
Tony: Have you ever had the slightest urge to tattoo your buttock, McGee?
McGee: I don’t think so.
Tony: Then we need never speak of her again.

Tony: Listen, kid, I don’t want to hurt your feelings. But you’re not exactly Abby’s type.
McGee: I’ve taken care of that. Remember that urge you were talking about? I went with ‘Mom’.

Tony: Abby can sign?
Gibbs: Yeah, her parents were deaf.

Tony: So whatever happened between you and Abby?
McGee: Our paths still cross on occasion.
Tony: Really? I guess the tat on the old caboose did the trick?
McGee: Among other things.
Tony: You don’t say? Did you notice any art on her caboose?
McGee: You’re right, I don’t say.

Gibbs: Top box goes on the table for Ducky. Everything else goes to the lab. You take Abby with you.
McGee: I’m on her…it, I’m on IT, Sir

Tony: You know the quicker you get this done the more quality time you have to spend with a certain tattooed forensic technician of the Goth persuasion.
McGee: What do you mean by that?
Tony: Oh, come on. Abby told me you closed the deal under some pretty hinky circumstances.
McGee: She told you that? The hinky thing, did she tell you that was her idea?
Tony: Stop.
McGee: Abby didn’t tell you anything did she?
Tony: A well trained NCIS agent knows how to extract information, you’ll learn.

Kate: What is McGee doing out there.
Tony: Scanning the field using a magnetometer.
Kate: Let me guess, Abby?
Tony: Her every wish is his command.
Kate: She promised to show him her new tattoo. Wait till he finds out it’s on her ankle.

Gibbs: Get Abby and McGee to do what they do when they get together.
Tony: Haha. (Gibbs slaps him on the back of the head) Oh, you meant computers.

Tony: Stop ignoring Abby. She’s sensitive.

Ziva: And Abby?
McGee: Abby’s usually nice.
Ziva: Then it’s me. I seem to have that effect on people.

Jenny: The girl practically mainlines caffeine, Gibbs. The guys in the mailroom call her Energizer Abby.

McGee: Can’t think logically around Abby. Her mind works like a Pachinko machine.
Boss: Three codes in millions. I don’t know how you found this.
McGee: Actually it was Abby Sciuto. She’s a whiz at codes.
Enlisted: I went through the Commander’s computer and I didn’t spot any of this. Sciuto must be hot.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quotes

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quotes

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quotes

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quote

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quote

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quote and rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quote and rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quote and rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quote and rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs inspiring quote and rules

Leroy Jethro Gibbs/Gibbs’s Rules

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3: Don’t believe what you’re told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person – if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #5: You don’t waste good.
Rule #6: Never say you’re sorry. It’s a sign of weakness.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Rule #8a: Never assume.
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case.
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Rule #14: Bend the Line, do not ever Break It
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
Rule #18: It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #20: Always look under.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine’s coffee… if you want to live.
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. The first way, they never notice you. The second way, they only notice you.
Rule #28: You need help, ask.
Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.
Rule #36: If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
Rule #38: Your case, your lead.
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
Rule #39a There is no such thing as a small world.
Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.
Rule #42: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children.
Rule #45: Clean up the mess that you make.
Rule #51: Sometimes – you’re wrong.
Rule #62: Always give people space when they get off the elevator.
Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn’t trust her man.

Agent Dwayne Pride quotes

Agent Dwayne Pride

Agent Dwayne Pride quote

Agent Dwayne Pride quote

Vance: Special Agent Barkley is sending additional manpower to Louisiana to assist. An interrogation expert, to be exact.
Pride: Don’t need one. Agent Lasalle and I can question suspects just fine.
Vance: Recent flaws in your technique would suggest otherwise.
Pride: I only punched that XO once.
Vance: Once was enough.
Wade: Pride. The damn FBI burst in here claiming McLane is solely their jurisdiction. They just carried him out of here like an overstuffed sack of potatoes.
Pride: Who was it, Loretta?
Wade: Agent Doyle and her flying monkeys.

Gibbs: How’s your love life, DiNozzo?
Tony: Huh?
Gibbs: You still seeing the secretary?
McGee: He means Andrea.
Bishop: Andrea. Hmm. Who’s Andrea?
Tony: Andrea. Oh yeah. Yeah. She’s uh, I mean, it’s kind of on an as-needed basis.

Pride: Friends with benefits?
Gibbs: Yeah well those aren’t benefits like dental insurance.
Speakman: Elected officials need to be strong. McLane was anything but.
Pride: I think you’re being a little disrespectful.
Speakman: I think he deserved it.
Gibbs: Uh oh.

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