The Flintstones TV show top quotes

The Flintstones TV show top quotes

The Flintstones TV show top quotes

[repeated line]
Fred Flintstone: Yabba dabba doo!

Fred Flintstone: How can you be so stupid?
Barney Rubble: Hey, that’s not very nice. Say you’re sorry.
Fred Flintstone: I’m sorry you’re stupid.

The Flintstones TV show top quotes

Fred Flintstone: Where’s your get up and go?
Barney Rubble: It just got up and went.

Barney Rubble: [upon seeing an assembled mastodon skeleton after sneaking into the Brickrock home] Your suspicions were correct, Fred. There she is – Agatha Brickrock with her outside removed.
Fred Flintstone: That’s not Agatha; that’s a mastodon.
Barney Rubble: A whats-a-don?
Fred Flintstone: A big thing with a lumpy body, thick legs, a long nose, floppy ears, and tusks.
Barney Rubble: Sounds like Agatha to me.

The Flintstones TV show top quotes

Fred Flintstone: [banging on the door and trying to pull it after being locked out by the cat at the end of the closing credits] WIIILMAAAAAA!
[continues banging on the door as the screen fades out]

Barney Rubble: Say, Fred, ain’t it time for the big fight?
Fred Flintstone: Hey-hey, I’m glad you remembered! You fix the chairs. I’ll get the soda and popcorn.
Wilma Flintstone: I didn’t know there was a fight scheduled.
Barney Rubble: [while moving two chairs over to the window looking into the neighbors’ home] You kiddin’? Tonight’s for the championship. Oh, it should be a real grudge bout.
Betty Rubble: Heavyweight or lightweight?
Barney Rubble: Both. A heavyweight versus a lightweight.
Wilma Flintstone: Why are you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set is here.
Fred Flintstone: This is not on TV. It’s a closed-circuit.
Betty Rubble: But who’s fighting?
Barney Rubble: The new neighbors – Mrs. and Mr. Brickrock.
Wilma Flintstone: Fred! You don’t intend to eavespeep?
Fred Flintstone: Ho-ho-hoooo, I wouldn’t miss tonight’s bout for anything. Those two have been putting on the greatest fight of the century. Last night’s bout was a doozy. Did you ever hear such hysterics? All that screaming and shrieking in that high voice?
Barney Rubble: Yeah, I thought he’d never stop!
Betty Rubble: Oh, that’s terrible! You mean that meek little man hit’s his wife?
Fred Flintstone: No-o-o, in the last three bouts, he didn’t even lay a glove on her. He’s strictly a defensive fighter.
Barney Rubble: You’d think she’d let him win once in a while just to keep up his interest.

The Flintstones TV show top quotes

Television Producer: [Having discovered Fred and wanting to cast him in the role of the loud-mouthed husband in the new show, “The Frogmouth”] That voice, that voice! He’s the perfect Frogmouth! Get that frog! I mean, get that man! Get him up here right away! So you’re Wilma’s husband. I knew it, I knew it! One look at her, and I knew it! Tell me, Fred, did you ever do any acting?
Fred Flintstone: Well, heh-heh, one year I was in the spring play at Public School 158.
Television Producer: And you were Hamlet? Uh, Romeo? Er, King Arthur?
Fred Flintstone: Na-a-aw, no, none of those things. Some of the kids were trees, some were flowers, some were butterflies…
Television Producer: And what were you?
Fred Flintstone: I was a slug.
Television Producer: It figures, it figures…

Wilma Flintstone: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out every day, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

The Flintstones TV show top quotes

Fred Flintstone: I love my dear sweet mother-in-law. My mother-in-law is a doll.
Attendant: Are you feeling alright, mister?
Fred Flintstone: Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I’m okay.
Attendant: Good. Good. You just stay in here and rest. That hot sun out there is a killer.
Fred Flintstone: Poor guy, he must have been standing in it for hours.

Fred Flintstone: [when Barney suggests he tell the truth about a crazy situation] What is this mania you have with telling the truth? You must have been weaned on sodium pentathol or something.

Fred Flintstone: [after being called a “loudmouth”] YES I AM! SO WHAT? YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT?

[Fred and Barney have just run into another car]
Fred Flintstone: Hey why don’t you hold out your hand when you’re making a left turn?
Rock Quarry: Left turn? I was going straight.
Fred Flintstone: Look buster, you’re at fault, and I can prove it. I got a disinterested witness here, my neighbor and best friend Barney Rubble. Go ahead Barney, tell him just how it happened.
Barney Rubble: You drove through a boulevard stop, Fred, and hit that man’s car.

Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.
Fred Flintstone: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
Wilma Flintstone: Absolutely, he’s wanted by the police.
Betty Rubble: We heard him described to a T.
Fred Flintstone: Wilma, do you know where they went?
Wilma Flintstone: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
[She starts crying]
Fred Flintstone: Don’t you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred?
Fred Flintstone: C’mon, let’s go.
Barney Rubble: Right Fred.
Fred Flintstone: You ever play football, Barney?
Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred, why?
Fred Flintstone: Because you’re going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.

[Fred goes to try out the Barney-copter and doesn’t get far off the ground]
Barney Rubble: Hey, you’re too fat, Fred!

Fred Flintstone: Yeah, you laugh. You’ll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they’ll help me right a way.
Bank Clerk: Look, pals, it’s Fred Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone: Yeah, hi. I’d like to lent some money here.
Bank Clerk: [laughing] Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Betty Rubble: Sometimes I just don’t know what’s the matter with men.
Barney Rubble: That’s easy – you women!

Barney Rubble: [Fred has just fallen down after taking a swing at Barney] Whale on the beach! Whale on the beach!

Wilma Flintstone: [while Alvin Brickrock, an Alfred Hitchcock lookalike, is at the Flintstones’ front door] Do you know the Rubbles?
Barney Rubble: We’ve never met, but I’ve admired your footwork many many times.

The Flintstones TV show top quotes

Fred Flintstone: [while reading from an issue of “Weird Detective” magazine] Hmmmm, here’s the “Crook of the Month” – “Fifteen thousand reward for information leading to apprehension of Albert Bonehart – wanted for questioning in disappearance of three former wives – Bonehart’s fourth wife was last seen in a railroad station – in a valise, a ladies hat box and an executive’s brief case.” Well, that’s one way of sending your wife to the country.

Barney Rubble: [as Alvin Brickrock returns home to find Barney and Fred in his home] Eddy-frey, when’s the op-cays oming-cay?
Fred Flintstone: I couldn’t ind-fay an op-cay, Arney-bay.
Barney Rubble: Oy vey

Fred Flintstone: I know what you’re going to say. I don’t know anything about all of this, right?
Wilma Flintstone: Right!
Fred Flintstone: Has that ever stopped me from being an expert before?

This is Your Life Saver

Fred: Wilma, where is my magazine?
Wilma: Montague has it.
Fred: Wilma, where is my Rocky cola?
Wilma: Montague has it.
Fred: Wilma, where are my smokes?
Wilma: Montague has them.
Fred: Wilma, WHERE IS THAT BOTTLE OF RAT POISON?
Wilma: FRED!

Wilma and Betty: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.
Fred: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
Wilma: Absolutely, he’s wanted by the police.
Betty: We heard him described to a T.
Fred: Wilma, do you know where they went?
Wilma: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
Fred: Don’t you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
Barney: Yeah Fred?
Fred: C’mon, let’s go.
Barney: Right Fred.
Fred: You ever play football, Barney?
Barney: Yeah Fred, why?
Fred: Because you’re going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.l.

Barney: Frederick! Frederick! I HATE FREDERICK!!!!

Wilma: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

Fred: I love my dear sweet mother in-law. My mother in-law is a doll.
Attendant: Are you feeling alright, mister?
Fred: Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I’m okay.
Attendant: Good. Good. You just stay in here and rest. That hot sun out there is a killer.
Fred: Poor guy, he must have been standing in it for hours.

Fred: Yeah, you laugh. You’ll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they’ll help me right a way.
Bank Clerk: Look, pals, it’s Fred Flintstone.
Fred: Yeah, hi. I’d like to lent some money here.
Bank Clerk: Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!

TV Host: Hi, Peek-a-Boo fans! As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows, and we’ve received thousands of letters asking us to repeat it! [chuckles]
Fred: Oh, no; they’re repeating it!
TV Host: So, tonight, we’ll show some of the funniest scenes from…the bachelor party!
Wilma: Fred!
Betty: Barney!
Wilma: Why, they told us they’re going to a…FRED FLINTSTONE!
Betty: BARNEY RUBBLE!

Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: [singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can’t be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind!
[BOOM!]
Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble… / Are to blame for all our trouble…
[spoken]
Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: And if they think that we’ll forget…
[sung]
Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: They’re outta their mind, mind, mind, mind, mi-i-ind!