The story of Shazam: “In Winter 1974. a young Thaddeus Sivana and his older brother are driven home by their father. While playing with his magic 8 balls, Sivana is magically transported to the Rock of Eternity, where he meets a wizard, who introduced him to the mystical statues containing the spirits of the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, and Sloth. The last of a council of 7, the wizard spent centuries searching for a new champion. Put to a test to see if he is pure of heart, Sivana attempts to touch the eye of envy, failing the test. Transported back to the car, he causes a scene in which his brother hits him, and his father to crash on the ice, injured. The magic 8 ball reads “find me”.
Shazam starred by Zachary Levi, Michelle Borth, Djimon Hounsou
Shazam Best Quotes:
Trailer of SHAZAM
[from trailer, Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
[robber shoots Shazam, the bullet ricochets off him]
Freddy Freeman: [filming on his phone] You have bullet immunity!
Shazam: [shocked] I’m bulletproof!
[they both laugh before Shazam’s expression suddenly turns serious]
Shazam: You’re dead.
[robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
Shazam: [walking out of store with junk food] Sorry about your window… but you’re welcome for not getting robbed!
Freddy Freeman: Have a good night!
Shazam: [to couple] Oh hey, wassup? I’m a superhero!
Freddy Freeman: If you could have one superpower, what would you pick? Everybody chooses flight. You know why?
Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
Billy Batson: SHAZAM!
Billy Batson: Hello?
The Wizard: Say my name so my powers may flow through you.
Billy Batson: But, I don’t know your name, sir.
The Wizard: Shazam.
Billy Batson: [laughs] Are you for real?
The Wizard: Say it!
Billy Batson: Okay! Shazam?
The Wizard: Say my name so that my powers may flow through you.
Billy Batson: But I don’t know your name, sir.
The Wizard: Shazam.
The Wizard: SAY IT!
Freddy Freeman: [meets Billy; about his and Billy’s foster parents] They seem nice, but don’t buy it. It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
Billy Batson: [becomes nervous]
Freddy Freeman: Dude, just messing around! You look at me and you’re like, “Why so dark? You’re a disabled foster kid, you got it all!”
Freddy Freeman: What are your superpowers?
Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don’t even know how to pee in this thing!
The Wizard: Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.
Billy Batson: Say my name!
Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley (Adult), Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi: BILLY!
Billy Batson: No, the name that gives me powers!
Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley (Adult), Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi: SHAZAM!
Shazam: Hey, what’s up? I’m a superhero.
Shazam: You’re the only person I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff.
Freddy Freeman: Can I?
Shazam: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Freddy Freeman: [touches the lightning bolt on Shazam’s costume]
Shazam: It’s crazy, right?
Freddy Freeman: What’re your superpowers?
Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don’t even know how to pee in this thing!
Shazam: [to Doctor Thaddeus Sivana] You’re like a bad guy, right?
Mister Mind: [laughs] Primitive symbols. You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings, you assume there’s only one means to gain magic. No, no, no, there are more ways than a mind can imagine.
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: What in God’s name…?
Mister Mind: I named the gods, Doctor, not the other way around. Oh, what fun we’re going to have together. The Seven Realms will soon be ours.
Freddy Freeman: [to Shazam] You have super strength! Can you fly?
Alita is a creation from an age of despair. Found by the mysterious Dr. Ido while trolling for cyborg parts, Alita becomes a lethal, dangerous being. She cannot remember who she is, or where she came from. But to Dr. Ido, the truth is all too clear. She is the one being who can break the cycle of death and destruction left behind from Tiphares. But to accomplish her true purpose, she must fight and kill. And that is where Alita’s true significance comes to bear. She is an angel from heaven. She is an angel of death. Written by Anthony Harmon
Stars: Rosa Salazar, Christoph Waltz, Jennifer Connell
Alita: I do not standby in the presence of evil!
Alita: [blinding Grewishka] *FUCK* Your Mercy
Alita: I’d do whatever I had to for you. I’d give you whatever I have. I’d give you my heart.
Dr. Dyson Ido: This is just your body. It’s not bad or good. That part’s up to you.
Hugo: We go back we’ll be on the run forever Alita: [reassuring him] But we’ll be on the run together
Dr. Dyson Ido: [To Alita ] Wait here. [pauses ] Dr. Dyson Ido: Try not to kill anybody.
Alita: I don’t mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you?
Dr. Dyson Ido: Actually we just met.
Vector, Nova: [staring at his stab wound given by Alita] That… looks… fatal
Alita: You made the biggest mistake of your life. Vector: And what’s that? Alita: Underestimating who I am.
Vector: Don’t you think it’s time for you to go to Zalem? Chiren: What i want is not there.
Grewishka: [mockingly to Alita before stabbing her pet dog] Oh… so innocent
Dr. Dyson Ido: Alita, they will come for you. Alita: Why? Dr. Dyson Ido: I believe you are someone truly special.
[repeated line] Grewishka: Little FLEA
Alita: [to Ido] I’m not your daughter. I don’t know what I am.
Vector, Nova: [on Alita] She is disrupting the natural order of things she must be destroyed
Vector: [from the trailer] She is the last of her kind Vector: [from the trailer] Tonight is not a game… it is a hunt I’m offering 50,000 to whoever destroys the girl called Alita Vector: You destroyed Grewishka… my champion
Vector: [to Zapan] I need to destroy a girl called Alita.
Dr. Dyson Ido: You’ve been given a chance to start over with a clean slate. How many of us get that?
Bumblebee Bbeefilmpsoter.png Theatrical release poster Directed by Travis Knight Produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura Tom DeSanto Don Murphy Michael Bay Mark Vahradian Written by Christina Hodson Based on Transformers by Hasbro Starring Hailee Steinfeld John Cena Jorge Lendeborg Jr. John Ortiz Jason Drucker Pamela Adlon Music by Dario Marianelli Cinematography Enrique Chediak Edited by Paul Rubell Production company Di Bonaventura Pictures Allspark Pictures Tencent Pictures Distributed by Paramount Pictures Release date December 3, 2018 (Sony Center) December 21, 2018 (United States) Running time 114 minutes Country United States Language English Budget $100–137 million Box office $65.4 million Bumblebee is a 2018 American science fiction action film centered around the Transformers character of the same name. It is the sixth installment of the live-action Transformers film series and a prequel to 2007’s Transformers. Directed by Travis Knight in his first live-action film and written by Christina Hodson, the film stars Hailee Steinfeld, John Cena, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., John Ortiz, Jason Drucker, and Pamela Adlon, with Dylan O’Brien, Peter Cullen, Angela Bassett, and Justin Theroux in voice roles. It is the first live-action Transformers film to not be directed by Michael Bay, though he still acts as a producer. Principal photography on the film began on July 31, 2017, in Los Angeles and San Francisco, California.
Bumblebee premiered in Berlin on December 3, 2018, and was released in the United States on December 21, 2018, in 2D, Real D 3D, Dolby Cinema and IMAX. The film received positive reviews from critics, who praised the action and Steinfeld’s performance, as well as the 1980s setting and sense of nostalgia, with some calling it the best installment of the Transformers franchise starred by Stars: Hailee Steinfeld, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., John Cena.
Bumblebee top Quotes
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, our war rages on. You must protect Earth and its people.
Memo: The darkest nights, produce the brightest stars.
Memo: [gleefully] You kissed me! Charlie Watson: On the *cheek*. Memo: Still counts. [pause] Memo: Still counts.
Agent Burns: [to Charlie and Bumblebee] Don’t run. Do *not* run. [Bumblebee runs off, carrying Charlie] Agent Burns: She ran.
[last lines] Optimus Prime: Old friend, you kept this planet safe. Because of you, we have a future, B-127.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Quotes and Trailer
Miles Morales comes across the long-dead Peter Parker. This Peter Parker is not from his world though; he’s from somewhere else in the multiverse. With Parker’s guidance, Miles will become Spider-Man: and through that, he will become part of the ever-expanding ‘Spider-Verse’.
Top Quotes of the movie
Spider-Ham: That’s all, folks. Peter Parker: Can he say that? Legally?
Spider-Man Noir: Hey, fellas. Miles Morales: Is he in black and white? Peter Parker: Where is that wind coming from? We’re in a basement. Spider-Man Noir: Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind… smells like rain.
Stan: It always fits, eventually.
Spider-Ham: Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don’t wanna freak anyone out…
Peter Parker: What did you say your name was? Doc Ock: Dr. Olivia Octavius. [Takes off her lab coat revealing her Dr. Octopus arms] Peter Parker: And I assume your friends call you “Doc Ock”? Doc Ock: Actually, my friends call me “Liv”. My *enemies* call me “Doc Ock”.
Lyla: You’re a bit late. Miguel O’Hara: Can’t all be everywhere at once. Lyla: A little text might have been nice. Miguel O’Hara: I was gone for less than two hours. What happened? Lyla: Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but… here’s the good news. Miguel O’Hara: Oh, here we go. Lyla: The multiverse didn’t collapse. Miguel O’Hara: Oh, cool! Lyla: A little touch and go. It worked out. Miguel O’Hara: Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober? Lyla: It’s not a goober. It’s a gizmo. Miguel O’Hara: You always have to call me out? It’s just really frustrating and I’m buzzed out. Lyla: Don’t get too excited, Miguel. It’s just a prototype. Miguel O’Hara: Not excited. Lyla: But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last. Miguel O’Hara: Okay, so we’re just… gonna roll the dice on this? Lyla: So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first? Miguel O’Hara: Let’s start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67. [Miguel jumps into Earth-67 and meets that universe’s Spider-Man] Miguel O’Hara: Whoa! Spider-Man ’67: What the- ? Miguel O’Hara: I’m Spider-Man. I need you to come with me. Spider-Man ’67: [pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you? Miguel O’Hara: [pointing back] I, I just told you. Now listen, listen. I’m from the future. Spider-Man ’67: [pointing back] How dare you point at me. Miguel O’Hara: [pointing back] You, you were pointing first. Spider-Man ’67: [pointing back] It’s rude to point. Miguel O’Hara: [pointing back] You’re being very rude! You’re not even believing what I’m saying! Police Officer: Which one do we get first? J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man. Obviously! Miguel O’Hara: [as both Spider-Men continue to point at each other] You’re pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now! Spider-Man ’67: It’s different than normal pointing. Miguel O’Hara: You are pointing… You’re accusing me of pointing… what are you… [the End]
Miles Morales: [to Peter Parker] So, how many of us are there? Peter Parker: Save it for Comic-Con. Miles Morales: What’s “Comic-Con”?
Spider-Man 1967: [points] Who the heck are you? Miguel O’Hara: I’m Spider-Man?
Peter Parker: This could literally not get any weirder. Spider-Ham: It *can* get weirder! [holds out his hand, which is wet for some reason] Spider-Ham: I just washed my hands. *That’s* why they’re wet. [beat] Spider-Ham: No other reason.
Peter Parker: [to Miles] One thing I know for sure: don’t do it like me. Do it like you.
Chorus: Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham / Friendly neighborhood Spider-Ham / Spins a web, that’s the gig / Kind of weird, cause he’s a pig / Look out, here comes a Spider-Ham! / To him, life is a plate of bacon / When there’s trouble in the making / You’ll find a Spider-Ham!
Stan: That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero.
Peni Parker: Konichiwa!
Brooklyn Bystander: [looking at a glitched stoplight] I think it’s a Banksy.
Peter Parker: [while being attacked by The Prowler] Are you mad at me? I feel like you’re mad at me.
Peter Parker: [to Miles, after he lost his uncle Aaron] We’ve all had to cope with loss. For me, it was my uncle Ben. Spider-Man Noir: For me, it was my uncle Benjamin. Gwen Stacy: For me, it was my best friend. Peni Parker: For me, it was my parents. Spider-Ham: One thing you need to know, kid: you can’t save everybody.
Brooklyn Visions Security Guard: I know you snuck out last night, Miles. Miles Morales: [thinking] Play dumb! Miles Morales: Who’s Miles? Miles Morales: [thinking] Not that dumb!
[referring to Kingpin] Gwen Stacy: What a pig. Spider-Ham: [offended] I’m right here!
Spider-Ham: [after hitting Scorpion with a sledgehammer] Did *that* feel like a cartoon?
Miles Morales: Gosh, don’t cops run red lights? Jefferson Davis: Oh, yeah. Some do. But not your dad.
Miles Morales: [In the trailer] If I don’t destroy the collider, none of us will have a home to go home to.
Jefferson Davis: With great ability comes great accountability. Miles Morales: That’s not how it goes.
Stan: That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero.
Spider-Ham: That’s all, folks. Peter B. Parker: Is he allowed to say that? Legally?
Spider-Man Noir: Hey, fellas. Miles Morales: Is he in black and white? Peter B. Parker: Where is that wind coming from? We’re in a basement. Spider-Man Noir: Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind… smells like rain.
Stan: I’m going to miss him. Miles Morales: Yeah. Stan: We were friends, you know. Miles Morales: Can I return it if it doesn’t fit? Stan: It always fits, eventually.
Peter B. Parker: [to Miles, after he lost his uncle Aaron] We’ve all been there. For me, it was my uncle Ben. Spider-Man Noir: For me, it was my uncle Benjamin. Peni Parker: For me, it was my father. Gwen Stacy: For me, it was my best friend. Spider-Ham: Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can’t always save everybody.
Brooklyn Bystander: [looking at a glitched stoplight] I think it’s a Banksy.
Peter B. Parker: This could literally not get any weirder. Spider-Ham: It *can* get weirder! [holds out his hand, which is wet for some reason] Spider-Ham: I just washed my hands. *That’s* why they’re wet. [beat] Spider-Ham: No other reason.
Lyla: You’re a bit late. Miguel O’Hara: Can’t all be everywhere at once. Lyla: A little text might have been nice. Miguel O’Hara: I was gone for less than two hours. What happened? Lyla: Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but… here’s the good news. Miguel O’Hara: Oh, here we go. Lyla: The multiverse didn’t collapse. Miguel O’Hara: Oh, cool! Lyla: A little touch and go. It worked out. Miguel O’Hara: Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober? Lyla: It’s not a goober. It’s a gizmo. Miguel O’Hara: You always have to call me out? It’s just really frustrating and that bums me out. Lyla: Don’t get too excited, Miguel. It’s just a prototype. Miguel O’Hara: Not excited. Lyla: But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last. Miguel O’Hara: Okay, so we’re just… gonna roll the dice on this? Lyla: So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first? Miguel O’Hara: Let’s start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67. [Miguel jumps into Earth-67 and meets that universe’s Spider-Man] Miguel O’Hara: Whoa! Spider-Man ’67: What the- ? Miguel O’Hara: I’m Spider-Man. I need you to come with me. Spider-Man ’67: [pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you? Miguel O’Hara: [pointing back] I, I just told you. Now listen, listen. I’m from the future. Spider-Man ’67: [pointing back] How dare you point at me. Miguel O’Hara: [pointing back] You, you were pointing first. Spider-Man ’67: [pointing back] It’s rude to point. Miguel O’Hara: [pointing back] You’re being very rude! You’re not even believing what I’m saying! Police Officer: Which one pointed first? J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously! Miguel O’Hara: [as both Spider-Men continue to point at each other] You’re pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now! Spider-Man ’67: It’s different than normal pointing. Miguel O’Hara: You are pointing… Spider-Man ’67: You haven’t seen pointing until I’m finished with you. Miguel O’Hara: You’re accusing me of pointing while you’re…
Miles Morales: [to Peter Parker] So, how many of us are there? Peter B. Parker: Save it for Comic-Con. Miles Morales: What’s “Comic-Con”?
Spider-Ham: Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don’t wanna freak anyone out…
Chorus: [from trailer] Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham / Friendly neighborhood Spider-Ham / Spins a web, that’s the gig / Kind of weird, cause he’s a pig / Look out, here comes a Spider-Ham! / To him, life is a plate of bacon / When there’s trouble in the making / You’ll find a Spider-Ham!
Jefferson Davis: With great ability comes great accountability. Miles Morales: That’s not how it goes.
Peter B. Parker: What did you say your name was? Doc Ock: Dr. Olivia Octavius. [Takes off her lab coat revealing her Dr. Octopus arms] Peter B. Parker: And I assume your friends call you “Doc Ock”? Doc Ock: Actually, my friends call me “Liv”. My *enemies* call me “Doc Ock”.
Peter Parker: [while being attacked by The Prowler] Are you mad at me? I feel like you’re mad at me.
Peter B. Parker: [to Miles] One thing I know for sure: don’t do it like me. Do it like you.
Spider-Man Noir: [looking at a Rubik’s Cube] This is purple? Spider-Ham: No. Spider-Man Noir: Blue? Spider-Ham: No.
Spider-Man Noir: Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.
Miles Morales: [final lines, voiceover] Okay, let’s do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest. I finished my essay. I saved a bunch of people. Got hit by a drone. Did this with my dad. Met my roommate finally. Slapped a sticker where my Dad’s never going to find it. And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I’m going through, I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I’d be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now. Cuz I’m Spider-Man. And I’m not the only one. Not by a long shot. Gwen Stacy: [from beyond her dimension] Miles! Miles! Miles! You got a minute?
[referring to Kingpin] Gwen Stacy: What a pig. Spider-Ham: [offended] I’m right here!
Miles Morales: When will I know I’m ready? Peter B. Parker: You won’t. It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.
Spider-Ham: [after hitting Scorpion with a sledgehammer] Did *that* feel like a cartoon?
Miles Morales: What’s going on with your body? Peter B. Parker: I don’t think my atoms are really jazzed about being in the wrong dimension. [glitches] Peter B. Parker: Look, I’m not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like a lot. Miles Morales: With great power comes great… Peter B. Parker: Don’t you dare finish that sentence! Don’t do it. I’m sick of it.
Brooklyn Visions Security Guard: I know you snuck out last night, Morales. Miles Morales: [thinking] Play dumb! Miles Morales: Who’s Morales? Miles Morales: [thinking] Not that dumb!
Miles Morales: Gosh, don’t cops run red lights? Jefferson Davis: Oh, yeah. Some do. But not your dad.
Spider-Man Noir: OK, little fella, Kingpin’s gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I’m talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once? Miles Morales: Well, I, I haven’t actually fought anyone… Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack! [Miles tries to fight Spider-Man Noir, but Noir knocks him down. Peni jumps in] Peni Parker: Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at? Miles Morales: Can I what? Peni Parker: Show me! Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack! [Noir knocks him down again] Gwen Stacy: Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer? Spider-Man Noir: Can you close off your feelings so you don’t get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions? Aunt May: Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while? Spider-Ham: Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie? Miles Morales: What? Gwen Stacy: Can you be strong? Peni Parker: Ruthless? Gwen Stacy: Disciplined? Miles Morales: I don’t know, maybe… Spider-Ham: BOING! Spider-Man Noir: Show me some moxie, soldier! Gwen Stacy: Above all, no mater how many times you get hit, can you get back up? Spider-Man Noir: Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor… Gwen Stacy: – When you think you’ve given your all… Spider-Ham: – When you think you can’t keep going… Spider-Man Noir: – Spider-Man always gets up.
Miss Calleros: Mr. Morales, moving in the dark. You’re late again. Miles Morales: Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I’m not late. Maybe you guys are early. Gwen Stacy: [beat, but then giggles] Sorry. It was just so quiet.
Peter B. Parker: This kid can turn himself invisible! Watch this, he can do it… now! Miles Morales: I can’t do it on command… Peter B. Parker: He can’t do it on command! But it is cool. Show them the zappy thing, Miles. Miles Morales: I can’t do it on command. Peter B. Parker: He can’t do it on command! But he can do so much more, like what else do you do? Miles Morales: Just those two things. Peter B. Parker: Just those two things.
Miles Morales: I was there when it all happened. I’m sorry. Aunt May: And what dimension are *you* from? Miles Morales: Brooklyn.
Peter Parker: [narrating] Alright, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for ten years I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I’m pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again and again and again… And, uh… I did this. [shot of Spidey doing the emo dance from “Spider-Man 3”] Peter Parker: We don’t really talk about this. Look, I’m a comic book, I’m a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. And a so-so popsicle. I mean, I’ve looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn’t? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There’s only one Spider-Man. And you’re looking at him.Scorpion: Puerco? What are you, some kind of silly cartoon?
Spider-Ham: You got a problem with cartoons?
Mary Jane: [mistaking Peter for a waiter] Hello. Peter B. Parker: Oh, wow. Mary Jane: Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table twelve. Peter B. Parker: Yeah! I’m just, I’m really sorry… Mary Jane: Oh, don’t be sorry. It’s just bread. Peter B. Parker: No, I wasn’t there for you when you needed me. Mary Jane: Mmm-hmm… Peter B. Parker: And I didn’t even try. Mary Jane: That’s fine. I should really get going… Peter B. Parker: I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you… the bread that you deserve. Mary Jane: Are you okay? Gwen Stacy: Ma’am, we’ll take care of that bread right now. Mary Jane: It’s been nice, uh, talking to you. Peter B. Parker: For you they should fill this place up with fresh bread. Gwen Stacy: [to Peter] You all right, man? Peter B. Parker: Yeah, totally. Gwen Stacy: Okay, good, ’cause we are not getting any bread.
Peni Parker: Hi guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashita yoroshuku?
Peter B. Parker: [in reference to an impressive move Miles does] Ah, we taught him that, right? Gwen Stacy: I didn’t teach him that. And you *definitely* didn’t.
Peter B. Parker: Ah, you have a goober. Give it. Miles Morales: [referring to the Peter Parker of his universe] Wait, no. He called it an override key. Peter B. Parker: There’s always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key I can never remember so I just call it a goober.
Aunt May: [seeing Doc Ock] Oh great, it’s Liv.
Peter Parker: Listen, we’ve gotta team up here, we don’t have that much time. [drops USB drive into Miles’ hand] Peter Parker: This override key is the only way to stop the collider. Swing up there, use this key, push the button and blow it up! Peter Parker: You need to hide your face, and don’t tell anyone who you are. No one can know, he’s got everyone in his pocket. Miles Morales: [overwhelmed with information] What? Peter Parker: If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear. Your family; everyone, EVERYONE! Promise me, you’ll do this? Miles Morales: I promise. Peter Parker: Go! Destroy the collider! I’ll come and find you! [as Miles exits] Peter Parker: It’s gonna be ok.
Miles Morales: [In the trailer] If I don’t destroy the collider, none of us will have a home to go home to.
Kingpin: You like my new toy? It cost me a fortune. But hey, you can’t take it with you, right? You came all this way. Watch the test. It’s a helluva freakin’ light show, you’re gonna love this.
[when Miles was tied up in a chair and muffled with webbing after Peter and the other Spider-People left] Jefferson Davis: [knocks on the door, outside Miles’ dorm] Miles? Miles, it’s your dad. Please open the door. [Miles struggles to break free, but stops, listening to his father outside the door] Jefferson Davis: Miles, I can see your shadow moving around. Yeah. Okay, I get it. I get it. Still ignoring me. Look, can we talk for a minute? Something happened… [Miles was feeling sad to hear this] Jefferson Davis: Look, sometimes… people drift apart, Miles. And I don’t want that to happen to us, okay? Look, I know I don’t always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say, but I… I see this… this spark in you, it’s amazing, it’s why I push you. But it’s yours, and whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great. [Miles comes closer to the door and listened to this] Jefferson Davis: Look; call me when you can, okay? I love you. You don’t have to say it back, though.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) Quotes and Trailer
In an effort to thwart Grindelwald’s plans of raising pure-blood wizards to rule over all non-magical beings, Albus Dumbledore enlists his former student Newt Scamander, who agrees to help, though he’s unaware of the dangers that lie ahead. Lines are drawn as love and loyalty are tested, even among the truest friends and family, in an increasingly divided wizarding world. Written by sunny skies
Leta Lestrange: You’re too good, Newt. You never met a monster you couldn’t love.
Albus Dumbledore: Do you know why I admire you, Newt? You do not seek power. You simply ask, “Is a thing… right?”
Newt Scamander: Tina, about Leta… Tina Goldstein: Yes, I’ve just said, I am happy for you… Newt Scamander: Please don’t be happy. Uh, sorry, I don’t… Obviously I want you to be. And I hear that you are now, which is wonderful. What I’m trying to say is, I want you to be happy, but don’t be happy that I’m happy, because I’m not. [off her confusion] Newt Scamander: Happy. Or engaged. Tina Goldstein: [taken aback] What? Newt Scamander: It was a mistake in a stupid magazine. My brother’s marrying Leta, June 6th. I’m supposed to be best man. Which is sort of mildly hilarious. Tina Goldstein: Does he think you’re here to win her back? Are you here to win her back? Newt Scamander: No, I’m here to… You know, your eyes really are… Tina Goldstein: Are what? Newt Scamander: I’m not supposed to say. I got this picture of you from the paper, but it’s interesting because your eyes in newsprint. See, in reality they have this effect in them, Tina. It’s like fire in water, in dark water. I’ve only ever seen that… I’ve only ever seen that in… Tina Goldstein: Salamanders?
Gellert Grindelwald: Magic blooms… only in rare souls. Still, we must skulk in shadows. But the old ways serve us no longer.
Jacob Kowalski: Are you… are you a ghost? Nicolas Flamel: No, I’m alive. But I’m an alchemist and therefore immortal. Jacob Kowalski: Oh. Nicolas Flamel: [holds out his hand] Nicolas Flamel. Jacob Kowalski: Jacob Kowalski… [shakes Flamel’s hand, which cracks] Nicolas Flamel: Oh! Jacob Kowalski: You don’t look a day over 375.
Gellert Grindelwald: My brothers… my sisters. The clock is ticking faster. My dream, we who live, for truth, for love. The moment has come, to take our rightful place… in the world, where we wizards… are free. Join me… or die.
Gellert Grindelwald: I hate Paris.
Albus Dumbledore: Leta, I know how painful the rumors about your brother Corvus must be for you. Leta Lestrange: No, you don’t. Not unless you had a brother who died too. Albus Dumbledore: In my case, it was my sister. Leta Lestrange: Did you love her? Albus Dumbledore: Not as well as I should have done. It’s not too late to free yourself. Confession is a relief, I’m told, a great weight lifted. Regret is my constant companion. Do not let it become yours.
Young Newt Scamander: I’m scared, Professor Dumbledore. Albus Dumbledore: Everyone is scared of something. Hogwarts Student: Riddikulus! Albus Dumbledore: [students clap] Newt, you’re up next. [Newt’s Boggart takes the shape of a desk] Albus Dumbledore: That’s an unusual one. What Mr. Scamander fears above everything else is… Young Newt Scamander: Having to work in an office, sir. [students laugh] Albus Dumbledore: [smiles] Go ahead, Newt. Young Newt Scamander: Riddikulus!
Albus Dumbledore: [to Newt] I can’t move against Grindelwald. It has to be you. In your shoes, I’d probably refuse to. It’s late. Good evening, Newt. [Apparates away] Newt Scamander: Oh, come on!
Albus Dumbledore: I take it you’ve heard to rumors. Grindelwald had a vision that he would rise to dominance over the Wizarding world. Newt Scamander: So you’re asking me to help hunt him down.
Tina Goldstein: Mr. Scamander, I need to go talk to the Ministry-and I know how you feel about Aurors… Newt Scamander: I may have been a little strong in the way that I expressed myself in that letter… Tina Goldstein: What was the exact phrase? “A bunch of careerist hypocrites”? Newt Scamander: Sorry, but I can’t admire people whose answer to everything that they fear or misunderstand is “kill it”! Tina Goldstein: I’m an Auror and I don’t! Newt Scamander: Yes, and that’s because you’ve gone middle head! Tina Goldstein: Excuse me? Newt Scamander: It’s an expression derived from the three heads of the Runespoor. The middle one is the visionary. Every Auror in Europe wants Credence dead, except you. You’ve gone middle head. Tina Goldstein: Who else uses that expression, Mr. Scamander? Newt Scamander: I think it might just be me.
[from trailer] Albus Dumbledore: [gives Newt an address in a bus] Address. Newt Scamander: What’s that? Albus Dumbledore: A safe house in Paris. Newt Scamander: Why would I need a safe house in Paris? Albus Dumbledore: Should things, at some point, go terribly wrong, it’s good to have a place to go. You know, for a cup of tea.
Gellert Grindelwald: [as Newt and Theseus confront him] Mr. Scamander! Do you think Dumbledore will mourn for you?
Jacob Kowalski: Are you going somewhere? Newt Scamander: No. We’re going somewhere. Jacob Kowalski: Genius!
Torquil Travers: There’s a rumor that Newt Scamander is headed to Paris. I know he’s working under your orders. What do you have to say for yourself, Dumbledore? Albus Dumbledore: If you’d ever had the pleasure to teach him, you’d know Newt is not a great follower of orders.
Newt Scamander: Dumbledore, why can’t you go? Albus Dumbledore: I can’t move against Grindelwald. It has to be you.
Albus Dumbledore: The time’s coming, Newt… when you’re going to have to pick a side.
[from trailer] Credence Barebone: [watches as a Maledictus transforms into Nagini the snake] Nagini…
[from trailer] Newt Scamander: You don’t suffer from motion sickness, do you? Jacob Kowalski: I don’t do well on boats. Newt Scamander: You’ll be fine. [Jacob screams as they Apparate away
Albus Dumbledore: The time’s coming… when you’re gonna have to pick a side. Newt Scamander: [to Theseus] No, I don’t do sides.
Tina Goldstein: What are you going to do? Newt Scamander: I’ll think of something.
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Theseus Scamander: [to Newt as Grindelwald and Vinda Rosier approach] Let’s take him.
Gellert Grindelwald: [to Queenie] Queenie, we are not here to hurt you. We only want to help you. You’re so very, very far from home. Far away from everything you love. Everything that was comfortable. I would never see you harmed, ever. It is not your fault that your sister is an Auror. I wish you were working with me now. Towards a world where we wizards are free to live openly, and to love freely.
Tina Goldstein: [Theseus stops Tina and Newt as they’re running] That’s your brother? Newt Scamander: [traps Theseus onto a chair with magic] I think that might have been the best moment of my life!
Torquil Travers: I have some questions for you, Professor. Albus Dumbledore: This is a surprise. Torquil Travers: There’s a rumor that Newt Scamander is headed to Paris. I know he’s working under your orders. What do you have to say for yourself, Dumbledore? Albus Dumbledore: If you’d ever had the pleasure to teach him… you’d know Newt is not a great follower of orders.
Gellert Grindelwald: Their arrogance is a key to our victory.
Newt Scamander: You want me to hunt him down? To kill him?
[after Newt has removed Queenie’s enchantment from Jacob] Newt Scamander: Congratulations on your engagement, Jacob. Jacob Kowalski: [confused] Wait, what? [Jacob turns to Queenie] Jacob Kowalski: Oh no! You didn’t. [she leaves] Jacob Kowalski: Queenie! [to Newt] Jacob Kowalski: It’s very nice to see you. Where the hell am I right now? Newt Scamander: London. Jacob Kowalski: [frustrated] Oh! I always wanted to go here!
Torquil Travers: Now, it pains me to say it, because-well, I don’t like you-but, you are the only wizard who is his equal. I need you to fight him. Albus Dumbledore: I can’t. Torquil Travers: Because of this? [shows moving pictures of teenage Dumbledore and teenage Grindelwald] Torquil Travers: You and Grindelwald were as close as brothers. Albus Dumbledore: Oh we were closer than brothers.
Queenie Goldstein: You’ve been real kind, but my sister Tina’s probably worried sick about me, you know. Banging on all the doors and things, so I think I’d better be going. Rosier: But you haven’t met your host. Queenie Goldstein: Oh, are you married? Rosier: Let’s say… deeply committed. Queenie Goldstein: You see, I can’t tell if you’re making a joke or if you’re just… French. [Rosier laughs and leaves]
Newt Scamander: [trying to catch Kama’s attention] Er – bonjour. Bonjour, monsieur. [Kama ignores Newt] Newt Scamander: Oh wait, no, sorry. We were… we were actually just wondering if you’d come across a friend of ours? Jacob Kowalski: Tina Goldstein. Yusuf Kama: Monsieur, Paris is a large city. Newt Scamander: She’s an Auror. When Aurors go missing, the Ministry tend to come looking, so… No, now I suppose it would probably be better if we just report her absence… Yusuf Kama: She is tall? Dark? Rather… Jacob Kowalski: – intense? Newt Scamander: [at the same time as Jacob] – beautiful? [gives Jacob a glare] Jacob Kowalski: [hasty] Yeah, what I meant to say… she’s very – very pretty… Newt Scamander: She’s intense, too.
Bunty: [Speaking to Newt Scamander] Perhaps you should take off your shirt.
Albus Dumbledore: Muggles are not lesser. Not disposable.
[from trailer] Albus Dumbledore: [to Newt] I can’t move against Grindelwald. It has to be you.
Jacob Kowalski: Ew! Calamari!
[first lines] Spielman: [to Picquery; about Grindelwald] … you’ll be glad to get rid of him, I expect. Seraphina Picquery: We’d be more than happy to keep him here in custody. Spielman: Six months are enough. It’s time for him to answer for his crimes in Europe. Abernathy: [meets them at Grindelwald’s door] President Picquery, Mr. Spielman, sir. Prisoner is secured and ready to travel. Spielman: [peers into the cell with Picquery] You’ve thrown everything at him, I see. Seraphina Picquery: It was necessary. He’s extremely powerful. We’ve had to change his guard three times – he’s very… persuasive. So we removed his tongue.
Yusuf Kama: The wizarding and non-wizarding worlds have been at peace for over a century. Grindelwald wants to see that peace destroyed.
Jacob Kowalski: [running in Paris with Newt] Could we at least stop for a coffee, or like a… Newt Scamander: Not now, Jacob. Jacob Kowalski: I don’t know. Newt Scamander: This way. Come on. Jacob Kowalski: Pain au chocolat? Half a croissant, or like, a bonbon?
Newt Scamander: This way.
Torquil Travers: You and Grindelwald were as close as brothers. Albus Dumbledore: Oh, we were closer than brothers.
Grimmson: Credence! Credence Barebone: [uses his powers to kill Grimmson by piling pieces on him]
A mysterious young woman, Hester Shaw, emerges as the only one who can stop a giant, predator city on wheels devouring everything in its path. Feral, and fiercely driven by the memory of her mother, Hester joins forces with Tom Natsworthy, an outcast from London, along with Anna Fang, a dangerous outlaw with a bounty on her head.
Starred by : Hera Hilmar, Robert Sheehan, Hugo Weaving
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Hester Shaw: I was eight years old when my mother died. She loved traveling the world and digging up the past. He used to visit all the time, and then one day everything changed. She’d found something, something he wanted.
Shrike: I can remake you, just as I was remade. Hester Shaw: You’re going to kill me? Shrike: For a little while.
Chudleigh Pomeroy: Sixty minutes is all it took to bring humanity to the very brink of extinction. Mankind mobilized, a new age arose. The Age of the Great Predator Cities. Survival of the Fastest.
Tom Natsworthy: What are they hunting ? Hester Shaw: Us.
Anna Fang: We must stop London before it destroys us.
Tom Natsworthy: See, I said you’d come back for me. Hester Shaw: Shut up and run.
Arthur Curry learns that he is the heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, and must step forward to lead his people and be a hero to the world.
Arthur Curry: My father was a lighthouse keeper. My mother was a queen. But life has a way of bringing people together. They made me what I am.
[Mera jumps from a plane into a desert] Arthur Curry: Redheads, you gotta love them…
[jumps after her]
[Mera destroys the device]
Arthur Curry: WAIT! Shouldn’t we have written it down? Mera: I memorized it. Didn’t you? Arthur Curry: Uh, yeah. Mera: What did it say? Arthur Curry: Something something trident.
Orm: My brother has come from the surface… to challenge me for the throne! Arthur Curry: I call it an ass-whooping.
Orm: A war is coming to the surface. And I am bringing the wrath of the Seven Seas with me.
Mera: [to Arthur] You think you’re unworthy to lead because you’re of two different worlds? But that is exactly why you ARE worthy!
[Mera and Arthur find an Atlantean device in the desert
Mera: [can’t activate it] Nothing.
Arthur Curry: Of course it’s not working. It’s been sitting here gathering dust since before the Sahara was a desert! Mera: Before the Sahara was a desert… You do your best thinking when you’re not thinking at all. Hold still. [extracts sweat from Arthur] Mera: We need water. You’re the closest source. [uses the water to get the device working] Arthur Curry: Show-off. I could’ve just peed on it.
Arthur Curry: I’m no leader. I came because I have no choice. I came to save my home and the people that I love.
Queen Atlanna: [to her son] You could unite our worlds one day.
Arthur Curry: I’m no leader. I’m not a king.
Mera: Atlantis has always had a king. Now it needs something more.
Arthur Curry: Well, what could be greater than a king?
Mera: A hero.
Mera: Your half-brother, King Orm, is about to declare war upon the surface world. The only way to stop his war is for you to take your rightful place as King. Arthur Curry: Trust me, I am no king.
Queen Atlanna: [to Arthur] A king fights only for his own nation. You fight for everyone.
[Aquaman smashes into an enemy submarine] Arthur Curry: Permission to come aboard.
Mera: [introduces Arthur to Atlantis] Welcome home. Arthur Curry: This is bad-ass!
Arthur Curry: [to Orm] You call that an ass-whooping?
Manta: I need a bigger helmet.
Thomas Curry: [to Arthur] Your mother always knew you were special.
Young Arthur (13): I already know how to swim. Nuidis Vulko: Not even close. You have to forget all the teaching of the surface world, go deeper to discover your Atlantean instincts.
[Jesse Kane is trapped under a missile] David Kane: Wait! You can’t leave him here! Help me! Please! Arthur Curry: You killed innocent people! Ask the sea for mercy!
Mera: What are we doing? Arthur Curry: Hiding inside a whale, I got this from Pinocchio! [later, Mera finds out who Pinocchio is] Mera: You based our escape strategy from a children’s book? Arthur Curry: I didn’t read the book, I just saw the movie!
Arthur Curry: You know, there was a time when I wanted to meet my brother, talk with him, support him. If only you hadn’t turned out to be a dick. Orm: Because of you, our mother was executed. And I hate you for that. But I do not want to kill you. I’m going to give you one chance. Go home, Arthur. Do not ever come back here. You are not going to win this. A war is coming to the surface, and I am bringing the wrath of the Seven Seas with me. Arthur Curry: You know I can’t let that happen. Orm: I know.
Jarhead: You the Fish Boy from the TV? Arthur Curry: It’s Fish *Man*.
Manta: I plunder the seas, and you’re the Aquaman. We were bound to meet sooner or later! Arthur Curry: Let’s not make it a habit.
[from trailer] Queen Atlanna: [to young Arthur] Legend has it that one day… a new king will come. Who will use the power of the trident to put Atlantis back together again.
[from trailer] Mera: [about Orm] We must stop him. Arthur Curry: And how do you propose we do that? Nuidis Vulko: [takes out a map showing a trident] By retrieving this. Arthur Curry: I already got one of those. Nuidis Vulko: Not like this one, you don’t.
In the prehistoric past, a young man struggles to return home after being separated from his tribe during a buffalo hunt. He finds a similarly lost wolf companion, and starts a friendship that would change humanity. Starred by: Kodi Smit-McPhee, Morgan Freeman, Natassia Malthe
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Story : It’s WWII, the battleground, Nazi-occupied France. The Nazis are doing whatever they need to to flush out and exterminate Jews, the most proficient and prolific of the Jew hunters being the sadistic SS Colonel Hans Landa. As such, the American military forms a unit, led by Lieutenant Aldo Raine and comprised of eight Jews, to kill as many Nazis as possible. Raine requests each of his men to bring him the scalp of at least 100 Nazis apiece. He has his own method of ensuring that those Nazis he does allow or need to let go free are scarred for life. In Paris in 1944, Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi’s chief propaganda master and filmmaker, plans to debut his latest film, “Nation’s Pride”. The film, based on the victorious military exploits of Private Fredrick Zoller, stars Zoller as himself. Because of his attraction to its pretty proprietress Emmanuelle Mimieux, Zoller convinces Goebbels and the Nazi brass to hold the premiere at Mimieux’s cinema. Landa is to act as chief of security for the event. When the Americans get wind of the screening and the fact that most of the Nazi highers-up will be in attendance, Raine’s team is tasked with blowing up the cinema during the screening. They are assisted by renowned German actress, Bridget von Hammersmark, who has been working as a spy for the British. They believe luck is on their side when they learn that Hitler himself is scheduled to attend. Beyond being found out, Raine’s team face two as of yet unknown issues. The first is Mimieux, who is really Shoshanna Dreyfus, a Jew who saw her family brutally murdered by Landa four years earlier, and who may have her own plans for Landa and the Nazis. The second is Landa, who beyond his up front mission, has another more personal mission for his life post-war unknown to anyone but himself.
Lt. Aldo Raine: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? Sgt. Donny Donowitz, Pfc. Hirschberg, Pfc. Andy Kagan, Pfc. Simon Sakowitz, Pfc. Omar Ulmer, Pfc. Smithson Utivich, Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki, Pfc. Michael Zimmerman: YES, SIR! Lt. Aldo Raine: That’s what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, I speak the most Italian, so I’ll be your escort. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he’ll be your Italian cameraman. Omar speaks third most, so he’ll be Donny’s assistant. Pfc. Omar Ulmer: I don’t speak Italian. Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Just keep your fuckin’ mouth shut. In fact, why don’t you start practicing, right now!
Lt. Aldo Raine: You didn’t say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin’ basement. Lt. Archie Hicox: I didn’t know. Lt. Aldo Raine: You said it was in a tavern. Lt. Archie Hicox: It is a tavern. Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin’ in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you’re fightin’ in a basement!
Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there’s an orchard. Now, besides you, we know there’s another kraut patrol fuckin’ around there somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper’s delight. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they’re carrying with ’em. Sgt. Werner Rachtman: You can’t expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, now Werner, that’s where you’re wrong, because that’s exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party’s being held, how many’s coming, and what they brought to play with. Sgt. Werner Rachtman: [puts his hand over his heart] I respectfully refuse, sir. Lt. Aldo Raine: [a smack is heard offscreen] Hear that? Sgt. Werner Rachtman: Yes. Lt. Aldo Raine: That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname: “The Bear Jew”. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I’ve heard of the Bear Jew. Lt. Aldo Raine: What d’you hear? Sgt. Werner Rachtman: He beats German soldiers with a club. Lt. Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Now, Werner, I’m gonna ask you one last goddamn time, if you still respectfully refuse, I’m callin’ the Bear Jew over. He’s gonna take that big bat of his, and he’s gonna beat your ass to death with it. Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin’ finger and point out on this map what I want to know. Sgt. Werner Rachtman: [after brief pause] Fuck you… and your Jew dogs! [the Basterds all laugh] Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we’re all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watchin’ Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin’ to the movies. Donny! Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [from offscreen] Yeah? Lt. Aldo Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!
Major Dieter Hellstrom: [in German] I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines. [Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table] Major Dieter Hellstrom: Did you hear that? That was the sound of my Walther. Pointed right at your testicles. Lt. Archie Hicox: Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles? Major Dieter Hellstrom: Because you’ve just given yourself away, Captain. You’re no more German than that scotch. Lt. Archie Hicox: Well, Major… Bridget von Hammersmark: Major… Major Dieter Hellstrom: Shut up, slut! You were saying? Lt. Archie Hicox: I was saying that that makes two of us. I’ve had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down. [Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch] Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: That makes three of us. And at this range, I’m a real Frederick Zoller. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here. Lt. Archie Hicox: What’s going to happen, Major… you’re going to stand up and walk out that door with us. Major Dieter Hellstrom: No, no, no, no, no, no. I don’t think so. I’m afraid you and I… we both know, Captain… no matter what happens to anybody else in this room… the two of us aren’t going anywhere. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. If any of you expect to live, you’ll have to shoot them too. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. How sad. Lt. Archie Hicox: [In English] Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don’t mind if I go out speaking the King’s. Major Dieter Hellstrom: [In English] By all means, Captain. Lt. Archie Hicox: [picks up his glass of scotch] There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily… [drinks his scotch] Lt. Archie Hicox: I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. [sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette] Lt. Archie Hicox: Now, about this pickle… we find ourselves in. It would appear there’s only one thing left for you to do. Major Dieter Hellstrom: And what would that be? Lt. Archie Hicox: Stiglitz… Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: Say “Auf Wiedersehen” to your Nazi balls! [Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom’s crotch]
[last lines] Lt. Aldo Raine: Y’know… Utivich ‘n myself heard that deal you made with the brass. “End the war tonight”?… I’d make that deal. How ’bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Pfc. Smithson Utivich: [busy scalping Hermann] I’d make that deal. Lt. Aldo Raine: I don’t blame ya! Damn good deal! And that purty little nest you feathered for yourself. Well, if you’re willing to barbecue the whole high command, I ‘spose that’s worth certain considerations. But I do have one question. When you get to your little place on Nantucket Island, I ‘magine you’re gonna take off that handsome-lookin’ S.S. uniform of yours, ain’tcha?… That’s what I thought. Now that I can’t abide. How ’bout you Utivich, can you abide it? Pfc. Smithson Utivich: [finishes scalping Hermann] Not one damn bit, sir. Lt. Aldo Raine: I mean, if I had my way… you’d wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin’ life. But I’m aware that ain’t practical, I mean at some point you’re gonna hafta take it off. So. I’m ‘onna give you a little somethin’ you can’t take off. [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead] Lt. Aldo Raine: [smirks widely] You know somethin’, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece! [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll
Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.
Col. Hans Landa: The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a Jew, where they can only think like a German… more precisely, German soldier. Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. The Führer and Goebbels’s propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don’t consider the comparison an insult. Consider, for a moment, the world a rat lives in. It’s a hostile world, indeed. If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility? Perrier LaPadite: I suppose I would. Col. Hans Landa: Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel towards them? Perrier LaPadite: Rats spread diseases. They bite people. Col. Hans Landa: Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that’s some time ago. I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? Perrier LaPadite: Oui. Col. Hans Landa: Yet I assume you don’t share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Perrier LaPadite: No. Col. Hans Landa: But they’re both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don’t they? Perrier LaPadite: It’s an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. Col. Hans Landa: Ha! However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here right now, as I’m talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? Perrier LaPadite: Probably not. Col. Hans Landa: I didn’t think so. You don’t like them. You don’t really know why you don’t like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. But there’s so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I’m aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.
Col. Hans Landa: [giddy] Oooh, that’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? “That’s a bingo?” Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say “bingo.” Col. Hans Landa: Bingo! How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?
Lt. Aldo Raine: [Aldo shoots Hans’ driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] Scalp Hermann. Col. Hans Landa: Are you mad? What have you done? I made a deal with your general for that man’s life! Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, they made that deal, but they don’t give a fuck about him. They need you. Col. Hans Landa: You’ll be shot for this! Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.
[repeated line] Lt. Aldo Raine: I’m gonna give you a little somethin’ you can’t take off.
Lt. Aldo Raine: [very bad Italian accent] Arriverderci.
Col. Hans Landa: AU REVOIR, SHOSANNA!
Bridget von Hammersmark: I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz’s forehead] You know, Lieutenant, you’re getting pretty good at that. Lt. Aldo Raine: You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don’t ya? Practice.
Col. Hans Landa: [to Aldo] So you’re “Aldo the Apache”. Lt. Aldo Raine: So you’re “the Jew Hunter”. Col. Hans Landa: A detective. A damn good dectective. Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. But “Jew Hunter”? Col. Hans Landa: [reacts in disgust] It’s just a name that stuck. Pfc. Smithson Utivich: Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. Col. Hans Landa: Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? “Aldo the Apache” and “the Little Man”? Pfc. Smithson Utivich: [confused] What do you mean “the Little Man”? Col. Hans Landa: Germans’ nickname for you. Pfc. Smithson Utivich: The Germans’ nickname for me is “the Little Man”? Col. Hans Landa: And as if to make my point, I’m a little surprised how tall you were in real life. I mean, you’re a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest.23 of 23 found this interesting | Share this Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Teddy fuckin’ Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin’ Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to fuckin’ Lansdowne Street! 31 of 32 found this interesting | Share this [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men] Lt. Aldo Raine: And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz. Heard of ’em? Sgt. Werner Rachtman: Everybody in the German army’s heard of Hugo Stiglitz. [Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words “Hugo Stiglitz” appear on the screen] Narrator: [voice-over] The reason for Hugo Stiglitz’s celebrity among German soldiers is simple. As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. [Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands] Narrator: [voice-over] Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. [cuts to Stiglitz locked in a cell] Narrator: Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. [One of Raine’s men slits a guard’s throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz’s cell] Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz? [Stiglitz nods] Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? [Stiglitz nods again] Lt. Aldo Raine: We just wanted to say we’re a big fan of your work. When it comes to killing Nazis… [one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot] Lt. Aldo Raine: … I think you show great talent. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro. 30 of 31 found this interesting | Share this Col. Hans Landa: [in German] So who are your three handsome escorts? Bridget von Hammersmark: [in German] I’m afraid neither three speak a word of German. They’re friends of mine from Italy. This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio’s camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. Bridget von Hammersmark: [in Italian] Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS. Lt. Aldo Raine: [in Italian with obvious southern accent] Buongiorno. Col. Hans Landa: [in flawless Italian] Gentlemen, it’s a pleasure; the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture, are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay. Lt. Aldo Raine: [after a pause] Grazie. Col. Hans Landa: [in Italian] Gorlomi? Am I pronouncing it correctly? Lt. Aldo Raine: [in a very bad accent] Sì… er, corretto. Col. Hans Landa: [in Italian] Gorla… lomi? Say it for me once please? Lt. Aldo Raine: [mispronouncing the name] Gorlami. Col. Hans Landa: [in Italian, faking confusion] I’m sorry, again? Lt. Aldo Raine: [slightly annoyed] Gorlami. Col. Hans Landa: [in Italian] Once more? Lt. Aldo Raine: [obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers] Gorlami. 26 of 27 found this interesting | Share this Col. Hans Landa: [to Perrier LaPardite] I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. 32 of 34 found this interesting | Share this Bridget von Hammersmark: There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. Lt. Aldo Raine: Enormous changes at the last minute? That’s not very Germatic. Why the hell is Goebbels doin’ stuff so damn peculiar? Bridget von Hammersmark: It probably has something to do with the second development. Lt. Aldo Raine: Which is? Bridget von Hammersmark: [sits up] The Führer is attending the premiere. Adolf Hitler: [cut to Hitler] I’ve been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of “Nation’s Pride”. As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. This boy has done something tremendous for us. And I’m beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [cut back to the Basterds] Fuck a duck!
Fredrick Zoller: [shouting to the camera, acting in Nation’s Pride] Who wants to send a message to Germany? [Nation’s Pride is interrupted by Shosanna’s movie] Shosanna Dreyfus: I have a message for Germany. [Hitler and Goebbels watch in shock] Shosanna Dreyfus: [her image on the screen smirks] That you are all going to die. Adolf Hitler: [yelling in German] Enough! Stop it! Joseph Goebbels: [yelling in German] Turn off the projector! Shosanna Dreyfus: And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it! Joseph Goebbels: [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] I don’t know what’s going on! That does not belong in my movie! Shosanna Dreyfus: [her image on the screen smiles] Marcel… burn it down. Marcel: [standing behind the screen, he smiles] Oui, Shosanna.
Col. Hans Landa: Wait for the crème.
Col. Hans Landa: Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you’re sitting, would you show me mercy? Lt. Aldo Raine: [after a long pause] [smiles] Lt. Aldo Raine: Nope! Col. Hans Landa: What’s that English saying about shoes and feet? Lt. Aldo Raine: “Looks like the shoe’s on the other foot.” Yeah, I was just thinking that.
Marcel: [in French; subtitled] What the fuck are we supposed to do? Shosanna Dreyfus: [in French] It looks like we’re supposed to have a Nazi premiere. Marcel: Like I said, what the fuck are we supposed to do?
Major Dieter Hellstrom: [Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong] Major Dieter Hellstrom: [in German; subtitled] I’ll start, give you the idea. Am I German? Bridget von Hammersmark, Lt. Archie Hicox: [in German] No. Bridget von Hammersmark: Am I American? Major Dieter Hellstrom, Lt. Archie Hicox: No. Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki: Wait a minute, he goes to… Bridget von Hammersmark: Obviously, he wasn’t born in America. Major Dieter Hellstrom: So, I visited America, aye? Bridget von Hammersmark, Lt. Archie Hicox: Yes. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Was this visit fortuitous? Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki: Not for you.
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [points to Iron Cross medal with his bat] You get that for killin’ Jews? Sgt. Werner Rachtman: [as-a-matter-of-factly] Bravery…
Master SGT. Wilhelm: [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] Who are you? BRITISH, AMERICAN? WHAT? Lt. Aldo Raine: [shouting from up the stairs] We’re American! What’re you? Master SGT. Wilhelm: I’M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! Lt. Aldo Raine: [calmly] You speak English pretty good for a German. Master SGT. Wilhelm: I agree!
Col. Hans Landa: [to a bound and blindfolded Lt. Aldo] You’ve had a nice long run, Aldo. Alas, you’re now in the hands of the SS. [raises hands in a dramatic manner] Col. Hans Landa: My hands, to be exact. And they’ve been waiting a long time to touch you. [fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches] Col. Hans Landa: [chuckling] Caught you flinching. [Lt. Aldo headbutts Col. Landa]
Lt. Aldo Raine: You know, where I’m from… Col. Hans Landa: Yeah, where is that, exactly? Lt. Aldo Raine: Maynardville, Tennessee. [pause] Lt. Aldo Raine: I’ve done my share of bootlegging. Up ‘ere, if you engage in what the federal government calls ‘illegal activity,’ but what we call ‘just a man tryin’ to make a livin’ for his family sellin’ moonshine liquor,’ it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true… it ain’t. Col. Hans Landa: Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. [Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug] Col. Hans Landa: What shall the history books read?
Joseph Goebbels: [in German; subtitled] How many seats in your auditorium? Francesca Mondino: [translates into French] Shosanna Dreyfus: [in French; subtitled] Three hundred and fifty. Francesca Mondino: [translates into German] Joseph Goebbels: That’s almost four hundred less than the Ritz. Fredrick Zoller: [in German] But Herr Goebbels, that’s not such a bad thing. You said yourself you didn’t want to indulge every two-faced French bourgeois taking up space currying favor. With less seats it makes the event more exclusive. You’re not trying to fill the house, they’re fighting for seats. Besides, to hell with the French. This is a German night, a German event, a German celebration. This night is for you, me, the German military, the High Command, their family and friends. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. Joseph Goebbels: [after a pause] I see your public speaking has improved.
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? Lt. Archie Hicox: She chose the spot. Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Well, isn’t that just dandy! Lt. Archie Hicox: Look, she’s not a military strategist. She’s just an actress. Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, you don’t got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don’t want to fight in a basement!
Shosanna Dreyfus: My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face… of Jewish vengeance!
Col. Hans Landa: May I smoke my pipe as well? Perrier LaPadite: Please, Colonel, make yourself at home.
[Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier’s]
Kliest: [in German; subtitled] Mein Führer, do you still wish to see Private Butz?Adolf Hitler: [in German] Who and what is a “Private Butz”?
Bridget von Hammersmark: I can see since you didn’t see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd.Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. It’s called suspicious.
The Lord of the Rings (2001) Top Quotes and Trailer
Stars: Stars: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom
Story :In ancient times the Rings of Power were crafted by the Elven-smiths, and Sauron, the Dark Lord, forged the One Ring, filling it with his own power so that he could rule all others. But the One Ring was taken from him, and though he sought it throughout Middle-Earth still it remained lost to him. After many ages it fell, by chance, into the hands of the Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. On his eleventy-first birthday, Bilbo disappeared, bequeathing to his young nephew, Frodo, the Ruling Ring, and a perilous quest: to journey across Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of the Dark Lord and destroy the Ring by casting it into the Cracks of Doom.
By The Tolkien Society
The Lord of the Rings (2001) Top Quotes [Gandalf is standing on the bridge, in front of the Balrog] Gandalf: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop ’til nightfall. Pippin: What about breakfast? Aragorn: You’ve already had it. Pippin: We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast? [Aragorn turns and walks away] Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip. Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he? Merry: I wouldn’t count on it.
Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.Boromir: Our people, our people. I would have followed you, my brother… my captain… my king. Aragorn: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.
Frodo: [of Gollum] It’s a pity Bilbo didn’t kill him when he had the chance. Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. “Don’t you leave him Samwise Gamgee.” And I don’t mean to. I don’t mean to.
Galadriel: [from prologue] It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword. And Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Gollum’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all…
[Aragorn tosses Sam over a gap, and then sets his eyes on Gimli] Gimli: Nobody tosses a Dwarf. [Gimli leaps, but is balancing off the edge, so Legolas grabs his beard] Gimli: Not the beard!
[first lines] Galadriel: The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a Master Ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all!
Frodo: You’re late. Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
Frodo: Go back, Sam. I’m going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are. And I’m coming with you.
Arwen: Do you remember when we first met? Aragorn: I thought I had wandered into a dream. Arwen: Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you? Aragorn: You said you’d bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people. Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. [hands him her pendant] Arwen: I choose a mortal life. Aragorn: You cannot give me this. Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.
Legolas: Lembas! [nibbles a corner] Legolas: One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man! Merry: [to Pippin] How many did you eat? Pippin: Four. [burps]
Aragorn: [to Frodo] If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword… Legolas: And you have my bow. Gimli: And *my* axe. Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
[last lines] Frodo: Mordor… I hope the others find a safer road. Sam: Strider’ll look after them. Frodo: I don’t suppose we’ll ever see them again. Sam: We may yet, Mr. Frodo. We may. Frodo: Sam… I’m glad you’re with me. 38 of 38 found this interesting | Share this Gandalf: Fly, you fools! 68 of 70 found this interesting | Share this Sam: This is it. Frodo: This is what? Sam: If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been. Frodo: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind. [telepathically] Galadriel: It is what will come to pass, If you should fail. The Fellowship is breaking, it has already begun. He will try to take the Ring, you know of whom I speak. One by one, it will destroy them. Frodo: [telepathically] If you ask it of me, I will give you the One Ring. Galadriel: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. [starts to grow dark] Galadriel: In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! [she stops] Galadriel: I have passed the test. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel. Frodo: I cannot do this alone. Galadriel: You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone. [pulls out her hand] Galadriel: This is Nenya, the Ring of Adamant. And I am it’s keeper. This task was appointed to you, and if you do not find a way, no one will. Frodo: I know what I must do, it’s just that… I’m afraid to do it. Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Gandalf: [to Frodo] Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
[Frodo hears the ring whispering ominously while the Council argues] Frodo: I will take it! [they don’t hear him; he raises his voice] Frodo: I will take it! [they fall silent, looking at him] Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor! [pause] Frodo: Though… I do not know the way.
Aragorn: Are you frightened? Frodo: Yes. Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
Aragorn: I swore to protect you. Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself? [holding out the Ring] Frodo: Would you destroy it? The Ring: [whispering] Aragorn… Elessar… Aragorn: [closing Frodo’s hand around the Ring] I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor.
Bilbo: [to his party guests] I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Pippin: [to Elrond] Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of… mission… quest… thing. Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Boromir: My father is a noble man, but his rule is failing, and our people lose faith. He looks to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the glory of Gondor restored. Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets? Aragorn: I have seen the White City, long ago. Boromir: One day, our paths will lead us there. And the tower guard shall take up the call: “The Lords of Gondor have returned.”
Frodo: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of. Gandalf: Indeed? Frodo: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected. Gandalf: If you’re referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door. Frodo: Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Gimli: Not the beard!
[Gandalf picks up a book that the skeleton of a Dwarf was holding] Legolas: [to Aragorn] We must move on, we cannot linger. Gandalf: [starts reading from the book] They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.
Pippin: Are we lost?Merry: No. Pippin: I think we are. Merry: Shh. Gandalf’s thinkin’. Pippin: Merry? Merry: What? Pippin: I’m hungry.
[Boromir picks up the One Ring after Frodo had lost it]Boromir: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
Legolas: Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the eastern shore. [Aragorn does not move] Legolas: You mean not to follow them. Aragorn: Frodo’s fate is no longer in our hands. Gimli: Then it has all been in vain. The fellowship has failed. Aragorn: Not if we hold true to each other. [pause] Aragorn: We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let’s hunt some Orc. Gimli: YES!
Gandalf: My dear Frodo. Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.
[holding the Ring out to Frodo after dropping it in the fire] Gandalf: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It’s quite cool. [Drops the Ring into Frodo’s palm] Gandalf: What do you see? Can you see anything? Frodo: Nothing. There’s nothing. [Gandalf sighs in relief] Frodo: Wait… there are markings. It’s some form of Elvish, I can’t read it. Gandalf: There are few who can. The language is the that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. Frodo: Mordor? Gandalf: In the common tongue it reads “One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.”
Elrond: His strength returns. Gandalf: That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life. Elrond: And yet, to have come so far, still bearing the Ring, the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience to its evil. Gandalf: It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of Frodo. Elrond: Gandalf, the enemy is moving. Sauron’s forces are massing in the East; his eye is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman, you tell me, has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin. Gandalf: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Orcs with goblin men. He’s breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring. Elrond: This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the Elves. We do not have the strength to withstand both Mordor and Isengard. Gandalf, the Ring cannot stay here. This evil belongs to all of Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to end it. The time of the Elves is over, my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we’ve gone? The Dwarves? They toil away in caverns, seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of others. Gandalf: It is in Men that we must place our hope. Elrond: Men? Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. Elrond: [scene switches to a flashback of Elrond and Isildur] Isildur, hurry, follow me. Elrond: [voiceover] I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged, the one place it could be destroyed. Elrond: Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! Isildur: No. [walks away] Elrond: Isildur! [cuts back to present] Elrond: Isildur kept the Ring. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure. There’s no strength left in the world of Men. They’re scattered, divided, leaderless. Gandalf: There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor. Elrond: He turned from that path a long time ago. He has chosen exile.
Frodo: What do you want?Aragorn: A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry. Frodo: I carry nothing. Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
Gandalf: You shall not pass!34 of 36 found this interesting | Share this Gimli: Well, here’s one Dwarf she won’t ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. [Elves suddenly appear, covering them with arrows at point-blank range] Haldir: The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
Boromir: They have a cave Troll.17 of 17 found this interesting | Share this [an ominous roar is heard, and fire illuminates the hall of Moria] Boromir: What is this new devilry? Gandalf: A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!
Gimli: [upon leaving Lorien and Galadriel] I have been dealt a wound beyond all healing, for I have looked the last… upon that which was fairest. [sighs] Gimli: Henceforth I will call nothing fair unless it be her gift to me. Legolas: What was it? Gimli: I asked for one hair from her golden head… she gave me three.
Gandalf: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the enemy found him first. I don’t know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words: Gollum: SHIRE! BAGGINS! Frodo: Shire? Baggins? But that would lead them here! [Cuts to a Ringwraith cutting off a Hobbit’s head] Frodo: [holding out the Ring] Take it Gandalf! [Gandalf backs away] Frodo: Take it! Gandalf: No, Frodo. Frodo: You must take it! Gandalf: You cannot offer me this ring! Frodo: I’m giving it to you! Gandalf: Don’t… tempt me Frodo! I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand, Frodo. I would use this ring from a desire to do good… But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
Bilbo: [voice] It’s a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no telling where you might be swept off to.
[Sam bashes Goblins with his frying pan] Sam: Think I’m gettin’ the hang of this! 14 of 14 found this interesting | Share this [Gandalf snatches Sam, who was sneaking around] Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping? Sam: I ain’t been droppin’ no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you’ll follow me. Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don’t you think? Sam: I heard raised voices. Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak. Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but… Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don’t hurt me. Don’t turn me into anything… unnatural.
Saruman: We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend. Gandalf: Tell me, “friend”, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
Bilbo: [answering the knocking on his door] No, thank you. We don’t want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations. Gandalf: [from outside] And what about very old friends?
Frodo: I know what I must do. It’s just… I’m afraid to do it.
Elrond: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old, you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction; none can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the ring, Frodo. Boromir: [Frodo puts the ring on a stand for all to see] So it is true. In a dream, I saw the Eastern sky grow dark. But in the West, a pale light lingered. A voice was crying, “The doom is near at hand, Isildur’s Bane is found.” [reaches for the Ring] Boromir: Isildur’s Bane… Aragorn: Boromir! Gandalf: [speaking the words engraved on the Ring] Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul. [the light darkens and the air rumbles; Boromir backs away from the Ring] Elrond: Never before has anyone dared utter words of that tongue here, in Imladris. Gandalf: I do not ask for pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every corner of the West! The Ring is altogether evil. Boromir: is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring? Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him. Aragorn: You cannot wield it. None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master. Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter? Legolas: This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance. Boromir: Aragorn? This is Isildur’s heir? Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor Aragorn: [Elvish] Sit down, Legolas. Boromir: Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King. Gandalf: Aragorn is right. We cannot use it. Elrond: You have only one choice. The Ring must be destroyed. Gimli: Then what are we waiting for? [He strikes the ring with his axe; the axe breaks, leaving the ring intact] Elrond: The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess. The ring was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this. Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly. Legolas: Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed! Gimli: And I suppose you think you’re the one to do it? Boromir: And if we fail, what then? What happens when Sauron takes back what is his? Gimli: I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf! Never trust an Elf! 13 of 13 found this interesting | Share this Gandalf: I think you should leave the ring behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard? Bilbo: Well, no. [frowning] Bilbo: …and yes. Now it comes to it, I don’t feel like parting with it. It’s mine, I found it. It came to me! Gandalf: There’s no need to get angry. Bilbo: Well, if I’m angry, it’s your fault. [to himself] Bilbo: …it’s mine… my own… my precious… Gandalf: Precious? It’s been called that before, but not by you. Bilbo: Oh, what business is it of yours what I do with my own things? Gandalf: I think you’ve had that ring quite long enough. Bilbo: You want it for yourself! Gandalf: BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you.
[Arwen sneaks up to Aragorn] Arwen: What’s this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?
Arwen: Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur’s heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate. Aragorn: The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness. Arwen: Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.
Boromir: Frodo… Where is Frodo? Aragorn: I let Frodo go. Boromir: Then you did what I could not.
[the Fellowship members are startled, upon seeing Moria is full of dead Dwarves] Boromir: This is no mine. It’s a tomb.
Bilbo: Mrs Bracegirdle, how nice to see you. Welcome welcome. Are all these children yours? Mrs. Bracegirdle: Yeah. Bilbo: Good gracious, you have been productive.
[Goblins breaking the doors] Gimli: Let them come. There is one Dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.
Saruman: Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now… perfected. My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve? Lurtz: Saruman!
Gimli: Dwarf doors are invisible when closed. Gandalf: Yes, Gimli, their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten. Legolas: Why doesn’t that surprise me? 10 of 10 found this interesting | Share this
Witch-King: Give up the Halfling, She-Elf! Arwen: [draws her sword] If you want him, come and claim him!
Bilbo: I’m old, Gandalf. I know I don’t look it, but I’m beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel… thin. Sort of stretched, like… butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don’t expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.
Hero Orc: The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep. Saruman: Rip them all down.
Gandalf: I think there’s more to this Hobbit than meets the eye.
Galadriel: [from prologue] For the time would soon come when Hobbits would shape the fortunes of all.
Saruman: [voiceover] Moria… You fear to go into those mines. The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame.
Gandalf: Frodo suspects something. Bilbo: Of course he does, he’s a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle. 9 of 9 found this interesting | Share this
Legolas: A lament for Gandalf… [heard in the background] Merry: What do they say about him? Legolas: I have not the heart to tell you. For me the grief is still too near.
Gimli: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they’re not, I’d say we were taking the long way around.
[Bilbo enters his house, satisfied because of his escape from his own birtday party] Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly clever.
Frodo: [listening to the shrieks of the Black Riders] What are they? Aragorn: They were once Men. Great kings of Men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.
[Frodo wanders in the woods. Boromir comes up behind him, gathering wood] Boromir: None of us should wander alone, you least of all. Frodo? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, Frodo, other paths we might take. Frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart. Boromir: Warning? Against what? We are all afraid, Frodo. But to let that fear drive us to destroy what hope we have… don’t you see? That is madness! Frodo: There is no other way. Boromir: I ask only for the strength to defend my people! [approaches Frodo] Boromir: If you would but lend me the Ring… Frodo: [backs away] No! Boromir: Why do you recoil? I am no thief. Frodo: You are not yourself. Boromir: What chance do you think you have? They will find you. They will take the Ring. And you will beg for death before the end! 8 of 8 found this interesting | Share this Galadriel: [to Fellowship] The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true. 8 of 8 found this interesting | Share this [holding up a mail shirt] Bilbo: Here’s a pretty thing: Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon-scales. 8 of 8 found this interesting | Share this Gollum: It came to me, my own, my love… my… preciousssss. 8 of 8 found this interesting | Share this Bilbo: [enigmatically] You’re a good lad, Frodo. I’m very selfish, you know. Yes, I am. Very selfish. I don’t know why I took you in after your mother and father died but it wasn’t out of charity. I think it was because… of all my numerous relations, you were the one Baggins that showed real spirit. Frodo: Bilbo, have you been at the Gaffer’s home brew? Bilbo: No. [pause] Bilbo: Well, yes, but that’s not the point…
Gandalf: For sixty years, the Ring lay quiet in Bilbo’s keeping, prolonging his life, delaying old age. But no longer, Frodo. Evil is stirring in Mordor. The Ring has awoken. It’s heard its Master’s call. Frodo: But he was destroyed. Sauron was destroyed. Gandalf: No, Frodo. The spirit of Sauron endured. His life force is bound to the Ring and the Ring survived. Sauron has returned. His Orcs have multiplied. His fortress of Barad-Dur is rebuilt in the land of Mordor. Sauron needs only this Ring to cover all the lands with a second darkness. He is seeking it, seeking it, all his thought is bent on it. The Ring yearns to go home, to return to the hand of its Master. They are one, the Ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.
Gimli: [upon entering Moria] Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone.
Elrond: [to Gandalf] Men? Men are weak.
Saruman: Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
[Sam jumps from his hiding place] Sam: Hey. Mr. Frodo’s not going anywhere without me. Elrond: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
[Horn blowing in distance] Legolas: The Horn of Gondor. Aragorn: Boromir!
[Frodo awakens to hear Aragorn singing in the dark] Frodo: Who is she? This woman you sing of? Aragorn: ‘Tis the Lay of Lúthien. The Elf-maiden who gave her love to Beren, a mortal. Frodo: What happened to her? Aragorn: She died. [He sighs, turns back to Frodo] Aragorn: Get some sleep, Frodo.
[the Hobbits mourn the loss of Gandalf] Aragorn: Legolas, get them up! Boromir: Give them a moment for pity’s sake! Aragorn: By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs!… We must reach the woods of Lothlórien.
Aragorn: Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo.
Bilbo: My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots! Everard Proudfoot: Proudfeet!
Gandalf: Always remember, Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.
Saruman: [to Gandalf] Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.
Gandalf: [running from the Balrog] Lead them on, Aragorn. The bridge is near. Do as I say! Swords are no more use here!
Gandalf: [pointing to a tunnel] There! Merry: He remembered! Gandalf: No, but the air doesn’t smell so foul here. If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose.
Gandalf: Well, what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has these past age, full of its own comings and goings, scarcely aware of the existence of Hobbits… for which I am very thankful.
Gandalf: Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.
Saruman: [to Gandalf] I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!
Gandalf: Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.
[on the mountain] Legolas: There is a fell voice on the air. Gandalf: It’s Saruman! [avalanches start] Aragorn: He’s trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back! Gandalf: No!
[Frodo puts out a campfire] Pippin: Oh… That’s nice. Ash on my tomatoes!
Legolas: Something draws near. I can feel it.
Saruman: [to Gandalf] You did not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, there are none that can.
Gandalf: [to Pippin] Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.
Gandalf: [speaking the words engraved on the Ring] Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul. [the light darkens and the air rumbles] Elrond: Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here in Imladris. Gandalf: I do not ask for pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every corner of the West.
[the Fellowship exits Rivendell, with Frodo in front] Frodo: Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right? Gandalf: Left.
[about the passing Wood-elves] Frodo: They’re going to the harbor beyond the White Towers. To the Grey Havens. Sam: They’re leaving Middle-earth. Frodo: Never to return. Sam: I don’t know why – it makes me sad.
Galadriel: [to Frodo] I give you the light of Eärendil, our most beloved star. May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.
Frodo: I miss the Shire. I spent all my life pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures. But my own adventure turned out to be quite different. I’m not like you, Bilbo.
[Merry appears with a large jug of ale] Pippin: What’s that? Merry: This, my friend, is a pint. Pippin: It comes in pints? Merry: [confirms while drinking] Pippin: I’m getting one.
Gandalf: They are one; the ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it. Frodo: [gets up to hide the ring] All right. We’ll put it away. We’ll keep it hidden, we’ll never speak of it again. No one knows it’s here, do they? [Gandalf doesn’t answer] Frodo: Do they, Gandalf?
Galadriel: [to Aragorn] We shall not meet again, Elessar.
[Gandalf touches the stone surface of the walls of Moria] Gandalf: Now, let’s see… Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight. [moonlight shines on the wall, and the doors are revealed] Gandalf: It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter. Merry: What d’you suppose that means? Gandalf: Oh, it’s quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open.
Gandalf: [to Saruman] There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power. Saruman: So you have chosen… death.
Gandalf: [to Frodo] Is it secret? Is it safe?
Bilbo: I’ve thought of an ending for my book – “And he lived happily ever after… to the end of his days.”
Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took. Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut. Sam: Shortcut to what? Pippin: Mushrooms!
[Merry and Pippin are leading the Uruks away from Frodo] Pippin: It’s working! Merry: I know it’s working! Run!
Saruman: [to Gandalf] Your love of the Halfings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
Frodo: [to Boromir] I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
Frodo: What news of the outside world? Tell me everything. Gandalf: Everything? You are far too eager and curious for a Hobbit. Most unnatural.
Boromir: The world of Men will fall, and all will come to darkness, my city to ruin. Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
Bilbo: [to Frodo] I am sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I’m sorry that… you must carry this burden. I’m sorry for everything.
Merry: That black rider was looking for something. Or someone. Frodo?
Sauron: You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death.
Gandalf: [after failing to open the magical doors of Moria] I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves… Men… and Orcs. Pippin: What are you going to do, then? Gandalf: Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.
Aragorn: [of Boromir] They will look for his coming from the White Tower. But he will not return.
[after Frodo is stabbed by the Witch King] Aragorn: Sam, do you know the Athelas plant? Sam: Athelas? Aragorn: Kingsfoil. Sam: Kingsfoil, aye, it’s a weed. Aragorn: It may help to slow the poison. Hurry! 5 of 5 found this interesting | Share this [after falling down a hill] Merry: I think I’ve broken something. pulls out a broken carrot
[Aragorn and Hobbits are being harassed by marsh insects] Merry: What do they eat when they can’t get Hobbit?
Galadriel: For you, Samwise Gamgee, Elven rope, made of hithline. Sam: Thank You M’Lady… Have you ran out of those nice shiny daggers?
Rose ‘Rosie’ Cotton: Good night, lads. Sam, Frodo: Good night. Ted Sandyman: [kneels before Rosie] Good night, sweet maiden of the golden ale. Sam: Oi, mind who you’re sweet talking! Frodo: Don’t worry Sam, Rosie knows an idiot when she sees one. Sam: …does she?
Frodo: We must leave the Shire. Sam and I must get to Bree. Merry: Right… Buckleberry Ferry! Follow me!
Frodo: Gandalf, I’m glad you’re back. Gandalf: So am I, dear boy. So am I.
Aragorn: [to Boromir] I will not lead the Ring within a hundred leagues of your city.
Aragorn: [after Frodo is stabbed by a cave Troll] You should be dead. That spear would have skewered a wild boar.
Boromir: Gandalf’s death was not in vain. Nor would he have you give up hope. You carry a heavy burden, Frodo. Don’t carry the weight of the dead.
Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring. Pippin: Great! Where are we going?
voiceover: [from prologue] And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend; legend became myth.
Frodo: We’re friends of Gandalf the Grey, can you tell him we’ve arrived? Barliman Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf… Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy hat. Not seen him for six months.
[the Fellowship is walking through Lothlorien] Gimli: They say that a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf witch of terrible power. All who look upon her fall under her spell… and are never seen again.
[Hobbits and Aragorn leave Bree] Frodo: Where are you taking us? Aragorn: Into the wild. 4 of 4 found this interesting | Share this Elrond: There’s no strength left in the world of Men.
[Boromir holds up a piece of the legendary sword Narsil] [he touches the blade and accidentally cuts himself a little] Boromir: Still sharp.
Sam: [sees the walls of Moria] There’s an eye-opener, and no mistake.
Saruman: [to the Uruk-hai hunting party] Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found. You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man-flesh!
[to Frodo] Boromir: I ask only for the strength to defend my people.
Gimli: You are full of surprises, Master Baggins.
Legolas: We must move on. We cannot linger.
Sam: [of Gandalf] They should do a bit about his fireworks. The finest rockets ever seen burst in colors of blue and green, then after that were silver showers that came falling like a rain of flowers. Oh no, that doesn’t to them any justice.
[the Fellowship is deciding whether to go through Moria, or continue over the mountain] Gandalf: Let the Ring-bearer decide. Frodo: We will go through the mines. Gandalf: So be it.
Saruman: The hour is later than you think. Sauron’s forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul. Gandalf: The Nine? Saruman: They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer’s Eve, disguised as riders in black. Gandalf: They’ve reached the Shire? Saruman: They will find the Ring, and kill the one who carries it.
[before his 111th birthday party] Bilbo: Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
Frodo: I think we should get off the road [feels the Wraith’s presence]