Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Top Quotes and Trailer
Thrilled by his experience with the Avengers, Peter returns home, where he lives with his Aunt May, under the watchful eye of his new mentor Tony Stark, Peter tries to fall back into his normal daily routine – distracted by thoughts of proving himself to be more than just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man – but when the Vulture emerges as a new villain, everything that Peter holds most important will be threatened. Written by Benett Sullivan
Peter Parker: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark: You just don’t do anything I would do… and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there and that’s where you operate.
[reaches over Peter]
Peter Parker: [puts arm around Tony] Oh.
Tony Stark: That’s not a hug. I’m just grabbing the door for you.
Ms. Warren: [Finds Ned in the computer lab] What are you doing here the dance is going on?
Ned Leeds: Oh I was just um… Looking at… Porn.
Tony Stark: What if somebody had died? That’s on you. What if you had died? That’s on me. I don’t need that guilt on my conscience. I’m gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: For how long?
Tony Stark: For ever!
Peter Parker: I’m nothing without the suit!
Tony Stark: If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.
Peter Parker: I’m sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
[Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]
Spider-Man: Wait a minute… You guys aren’t the real Avengers! I can tell Hulk gives it away.
Ned Leeds: [to Peter] Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter Parker: No, man!
Adrian Toomes: [to Peter] You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I’m talking about. So don’t mess with me. Don’t interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about.
Tony Stark: Can’t you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
Mr. Harrington: It would be terrible to lose a student…
Mr. Harrington: …on a school trip…
Mr. Harrington: …again.
Adrian Toomes: Eight years without any trouble from those bozos over at Stark Tower, and then this little bastard in red tights shows up, and he thinks he can tear down everything I’ve built. We’re gonna put ’em outta business! We’re gonna take everything they got!
May Parker: [to Peter] You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.
Peter Parker: I’ve got to go.
Michelle: Where are you going?
[Peter stares at her]
Michelle: What are you hiding Peter?
[Peter still stares at her, not knowing what to say]
Michelle: [laughs] I’m just kidding. I don’t care. Bye.
Spider-Man: I got you!
Karen: This is your chance. Kiss her.
Mr. Delmar: [In Italian] His aunt is a beautiful Italian woman!
Peter Parker: [In Italian] How’s your daughter?
Adrian Toomes: The rich, the powerful, like Stark, they don’t care about us! The world’s changed boys, time we change too!
Adrian Toomes: How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?
Jackson Brice: You said to move the merchandise!
Adrian Toomes: Under the radar! Under the radar! If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we’re through! You’re out there, wearing that goofy thing like Mel Carbs, calling yourself the Shocker! “I’m the Shocker! I shock people!” What is this, Pro Wrestling?
Ned Leeds: [to Peter] You were on the ceiling!
Mac Gargan: Rumor has it that you know who he is.
Adrian Toomes: If I knew who he was, he’d already be dead.
May Parker: [to Peter] I know you left detention today. I know you left the decathlon. I know you sneak out of this house every night and that is not okay. Peter, what is going on with you? You can tell me! Just you and me. I promise.
Gary: [sees Spider-Man] I think I know that guy!
Peter Parker: I can’t make it to the Decathlon next week. I have the Stark Internship.
Michelle: Figures. He’s already bailed out on band class and chess club.
Michelle: [Everyone looks at her] I’m not obsessed with him, I’m just super observant.
Gary: Don’t make me go down there, punk!
Tony Stark: Listen, I know school sucks. I know you want to save the world. But… you’re not ready yet.
Peter Parker: Spider-Man is not a party trick!
[after punching Spider-Man into a bus using the Shocker Gauntlet]
Herman Schultz: You know, I wasn’t too sure about this at first, but… damn!
Peter Parker: [in a car with Tony] So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark: Just don’t do anything I WOULD do.
Tony Stark: And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
[Peter looks confused]
Tony Stark: There’s a little gray area in there and that’s where you operate.
Peter Parker: Oh…
Tony Stark: Alright?
[reaches across Peter with his arm; Peter wraps his arms around him]
Tony Stark: That’s not a hug, I’m just grabbing the door for you.
[opens Peter’s door]
Tony Stark: All right, kid. Good luck out there.
Ned Leeds: You’re the Spider-Man, from YouTube!
Adrian Toomes: Don’t mess with me. Because I will kill you, and everybody you love.
Tony Stark: [after the boat incident] What if somebody had died?
Peter Parker: I was just trying to be like you.
Tony Stark: I wanted you to be better. I’m gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: But I’m nothing without this suit!
Tony Stark: If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.
[Vulture’s wings cut the building pillars surrounding Spider-Man]
Spider-Man: You missed! You didn’t even hit me!
Adrian Toomes: Yeah, but then again… I wasn’t even trying to.
Adrian Toomes: [to Peter] I want you to understand… I’ll do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I’m talking about.
Peter Parker: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials, or an interview.
Anne Marie Hoag: Attention, please! In accordance with Executive Order 396-B, all post-battle clean-up operations are now under our jurisdiction. Thank you for your service; we’ll take it from here.
May Parker: [to Peter] You have to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.
Peter Parker: [about Tony] I’m just sick of him treating me like a kid all the time!
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid!
Michelle: [as the Washington Monument is attacked] My friends are up there!
The quote items below may give away important plot points.
Steve Rogers: Hi, I’m Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it’s not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing… How many more of these?
Aunt May: [after seeing Peter with Spider-Man suit] What the Fu…
[Peter’s face is turning pale white, after finding out that Toomes is Liz’s father]
Adrian Toomes: Hey, you up for some bourbon, some gin, rum?
Spider-Man: I’m not old enough to drink.
Adrian Toomes: Right answer.