Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Top Quotes and Movie Trailer

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) quotes
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)  Top Quotes

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Top Quotes and Movie Trailer

Plot: Taking place six years after saving the arcade from Turbo’s vengeance, the Sugar Rush arcade cabinet has broken, forcing Ralph and Vanellope to travel to the Internet via the newly-installed Wi-Fi router in Litwak’s Arcade to retrieve the piece capable of saving the game.

starred by John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Gal Gadot

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Top Quotes

[Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses’ dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan taking out her sword, Belle holding up her book, Ariel pointing her dinglehopper, Merida pointing her bow and arrow, Pocahontas holding up her cane, Rapunzel holding her frying pan, Elsa holding out her hands, Anna putting up her dukes, Jasmine wielding the magic lamp, and Cinderella taking her glass slipper, breaking it and wielding it like a shiv

Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um… I’m a princess, too!

Anna: Wait. What?

Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh… Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I’m sure you’ve heard of us. It’d be embarrassing for you if you haven’t.

[laughs nervously]

Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?

Vanellope: What kind?

Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?

Vanellope: No.

Elsa: Magic hands?

Vanellope: No.

Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?

Vanellope: No.

Snow White: Were you poisoned?

Vanellope: No!

Aurora, Tiana: Cursed?

Vanellope: No!

Rapunzel, Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Merida: [says something incomprehensible in Gaelic]

Vanellope: Uh…

Moana: [to Vanellope] We can’t understand her.

Anna: She’s from the other studio.

Vanellope: Ah.

[Ralph bursts into the little girl’s iPad game called Pancake Milkshake, pushing past Vanellope]

Ralph: Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn.

[He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]

Ralph: Pancake… milkshake… milkshake… milkshake… pancake… pancake… milkshake… milkshake… I’m starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen.

[the bunny burps. Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes]

Vanellope: Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes!

Ralph: Sweet! Let’s speed it up!

[He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]

Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat, eat!

[Vanellope starts to look worried]

Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.

[the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth]

Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!

[the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl’s reaction as it explodes. She screams

Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!

Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?

Snow White: Have you ever had true love’s kiss?

Vanellope: Eww, barf!

Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?

Vanellope: I don’t even have a mom.

Ariel, Snow White, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Elsa, Cinderella, Belle, Anna: Neither do we!

Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?

Ariel, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Elsa, Cinderella, Belle, Anna, Rapunzel: She *is* a Princess!

Snow White: [sings a few notes in delight]
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[from trailer]

Vanellope: Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame!

Eeyore: [offended] Hey.

[from trailer]

Ralph: Shouldn’t it be, “Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet”?

Vanellope: Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?

Yesss: Uh, yeah, but “break the internet”, it’s like a thing.

Ralph: Right, it’s just “Wreck the Internet” kinda sounds better, doesn’t it?

Yesss: You’re not wrong.

[from trailer]

Auctioneer: [at an eBay auction] Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.

Ralph: It’s like it’s looking into my soul.

Vanellope: Yeah, that one’s really gonna haunt me for a while.

Vanellope: [from trailer] We are going to the internet!

Ralph: Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an “internet”?

KnowsMore: I got 130 results for “Where does my high school girlfriend live now?”

[from trailer]

KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?

Ralph: Umm…

KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?

Ralph: No.

KnowsMore: Noah’s Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?

Ralph: Rrrrrr!

KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?

Vanellope: [to Ralph] I’m pretty sure he’s just trying to guess what you’re gonna say.

KnowsMore: My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.

Vanellope: Let me try. Take me to a website that’s super intense and really nuts.

KnowsMore: Oh, I only found one result.

[from trailer]

Ralph: [seeing the new Wi-Fi sign] Wiffy? Or is that Wyfee?

Ralph: Wait a minute, who are all of you?

Jasmine: We’re friends of Vanellope’s.

Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope’s is a friend of ours.

Moana: You’re welcome.

[from trailer]

Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!

Vanellope: [screams] Ralph, what is wrong with you?

Ralph: Start churnin’ butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we’re about to blast off!

Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you’re trying to say?

Ralph: We’re going to the internet.

[from trailer]

First Order Stormtrooper: [having spotted Vanellope] You’re coming with us, kid.

[Vanellope flees from them and accidentally glitches into the Disney Princesses chamber. They gasp when they notice her]

Vanellope: Hi.

[from trailer]

Shank: This girl can drive!

Ralph: [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore’s AutoFill] Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy’s a little soft-boiled.

Vanellope: I’m pretty sure he’s just trying to guess what you’re gonna say.

KnowsMore: Yes. I’m sorry, but my AutoFill’s a touch aggressive, today.

Vanellope: Let me try.

[She clears her throat]

Vanellope: Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!

[She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal]

KnowsMore: Oh. I only found one result for your query!

[He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay]

KnowsMore: Hmm. Isn’t that interesting!

Ralph: What? How did you-?

Vanellope: Ah, the Internet’s very intuitive.

[to KnowsMore]

Vanellope: Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!

KnowsMore: Well, you’re welcome.
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Yesss: When you break the Internet you don’t literally have to *break* the Internet!

[from trailer]

Shank: Well, well, well, who are you?

[From trailer; Ralph has gone to the DarkNet]

Ralph: The reason why I came to your neck of the face… I mean, there’s a face in your neck- I mean, woods! Neck of the woods!

[Ralph is about to fall to his imminent doom]

Rapunzel: Look! A big, strong man in need of rescue!

Vanellope: [singing] O steering wheel, o steering wheel, oh yes I want a steering wheel.

[from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph’s sudden Internet popularity]

Yesss: Shank is for real cool.

Vanellope: Right?

Ralph: Pfff! She is not! I’m the cool one, gettin’ all the hearts.

Mo’s Mom: Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie?

Baby Mo: Well, there was a scene in the trailer that wasn’t in the movie. And that makes me sad.

Mo’s Mom: Oh, that’s too bad! Maybe play your game would cheer you up.

Baby Mo: Okay!

[from trailer; Vanellope sees how popups work]

Vanellope: That looks so fun! Can I be a popup? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

Yesss: Yes.

Vanellope: Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

Yesss: [annoyed] You’re perfect!

[She gives Vanellope a popup board]

Yesss: Here!

[Vanellope happily walks off with the board]

Vanellope: Thank you.

J.P. Spamley: Wanna get rich playing video games?

Grumpy: Cast members only!

Vanellope: Sweet mother of monkey milk!

Vanellope: [to Ralph] Why would I spend another second with you after what you did?