Office Christmas Party (2016) Trailer and Top Quotes
When his uptight CEO sister threatens to shut down his branch, the branch manager throws an epic Christmas party in order to land a big client and save the day, but the party gets way out of hand…
Lonny: My name is Carol, I’m so old I died in the beginning of “Up!”
Josh Parker: Hey, Allison! Is Clay in there?
Allison: [Talking on the phone to her ex-husband] You fucking motherfucker! If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.
[Covers the phone and smiles at Josh]
Allison: Hey, Josh! You can go right in!
Josh Parker: I’m just going to go in.
Carol Vanstone: All right, if by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his 14 million dollar account, your jobs are safe.
Clay Vanstone: Done! And you’re going to look so stupid!
Carol Vanstone: [Begins walking out of the door] Then we’ll finally have something in common!
Clay Vanstone: [the door shuts] Goddammit, she’s so mean!
Mary: I’ve got doughnuts! I’ve got jelly and sprinkles, but not cronuts because they’re a bastard pastry.
Mary: [after getting into an argument with Jeremy] I know why you took a medical leave.
Clay Vanstone: Hey, God. I know I haven’t asked for a lot in this life. Granted, I was born rich… and white… and a man… and straight. Well, except for that one time in Vegas, but that was Vegas.
Trina: Hey, Santa! Wanna party?