Movies Quotes and Trailer: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
Lawman Luke Hobbs and outcast Deckard Shaw form an unlikely alliance when a cyber-genetically enhanced villain threatens the future of humanity.
Director: David Leitch Writers: Chris Morgan (screenplay by), Drew Pearce (screenplay by) | 2 more credits » Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Idris Elba
Dwayne Johnson … Hobbs
Jason Statham …
Shaw Idris Elba. Brixton
Vanessa .. Hattie
[Brixton nabs Hattie and he and his thugs scale down the skyscraper. Hobbs and Shaw decide to chase after them through ropes]
Luke Hobbs: On my three.
Deckard Shaw: Sure.
Luke Hobbs: One, two, three!
[Hobbs jumps and grabs his rope, but realizes that Shaw doesn’t do the same. Shaw waves at Hobbs and takes the elevator, engaging the emergency release to drop him faster than Hobbs. Hobbs then jumps and knocks out a thug by sending him crashing head-first to the elevator window]
Luke Hobbs: [muffled] F**k you!
Brixton: Look at me. I’m Black Superman!
British Customs Officer: [sees the name Mike Oxsmaull on Luke’s boarding pass] My cock’s small?
Luke Hobbs: [Embarrassed] I go by Michael.
[When Hobbs and Shaw are told to work together]
Luke Hobbs, Deckard Shaw: No fucking way!
[Hobbs and Shaw point at each other]
Luke Hobbs, Deckard Shaw: This guy’s a real asshole!
Luke Hobbs: I’m what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.
Deckard Shaw: This job requires stealth. Look at you.
Luke Hobbs: I’m trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. ‘Cause I’m really good at it.
Luke Hobbs: Pick a door.
[Brixton has Hobbs and Shaw chained to an electric torture device]
Brixton: Three shocks will kill a man.
Luke Hobbs: Here we go. It’s a bad guy speech.
[Brixton gives them one shock]
Deckard Shaw: You had to open your big mouth, did ya, huh?
Luke Hobbs: Yeah, I thought it was a cool thing to say at the moment.
[after Hobbs and Shaw are defeated by Brixton in hand-to-hand combat]
Luke Hobbs: He really is Black Superman.
Luke Hobbs: Welcome to my Island, you Motha~
Hattie Shaw: Who in the hell are you?
Brixton: Bad guy.
Brixton: Shaw’s sister took something from me. A virus that could wipe out half the population. And I want it back.
[Hobbs and Shaw are on a stealth jet]
Deckard Shaw: On my three! One…
[Hobbs suddenly ejects Shaw]
Luke Hobbs: Ha ha ha ha! Whoo! All right, you see the look on his face? You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to do that.
[Shaw opens his parachute and gives Hobbs the double finger]
Sefina Hobbs: My baby’s come home!
Luke Hobbs: I’m sorry to bring trouble here, Momma, but I need my brothers. This family is going to war. We’re gonna need cars… and guns.
[Hobbs opens the armory and discovers that all of the guns have been replaced with traditional Samoan spears and handheld weapons]
Luke Hobbs: Momma, where’s all our guns?
Sefina Hobbs: I get rid of them.
Deckard Shaw: Very noble, Mrs. Hobbs.
[whispers to Hattie]
Deckard Shaw: We’re in serious trouble.
Hattie Shaw: That’s an understatement.
[Hobbs grabs a spiked club]
Luke Hobbs: Let’s get old-school.
Locke: Can you believe that Game of Thrones’ ending?
Luke Hobbs: I didn’t see it.
Locke: You watched the shit of it, you dirty little liar!
Luke Hobbs: [impatiently] What’s the problem? You said there was a problem.
Locke: My problem is that Jon Snow had sex with his aunt, then killed her, and nobody wants to talk about it!
Luke Hobbs: You wanna tell me just what the hell we’re dealing with here?
Deckard Shaw: It’s my sister. Family business!
Luke Hobbs: When it’s the fate of the world, it becomes my business.
Luke Hobbs: We need to get off the grid.
Hattie Shaw: Where?
Luke Hobbs: Home.
Brixton: I’m indeed the future of the planet. I’m the necessary shot to the system. I am a human evolutionary change. Bulletproof. Superhuman.
Brixton: Hobbs and Shaw, you want a war? You’ve got one.
Deckard Shaw: I’m what you might call a champagne problem.
Brixton: Luke Hobbs and Deckard Shaw. We have got unfinished business.
Luke Hobbs: Here comes the Kryptonite.
Luke Hobbs: [speaking to Sam about Locke] He knows nothing, Jon Snow.
Locke: [quoting from “Game of Thrones”] A Lannister always pays his debts.
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