Moana Waialiki is a sea voyaging enthusiast and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her island’s fisherman can’t catch any fish and the crops fail, she learns that the demigod Maui caused the blight by stealing the heart of the goddess Te Fiti. The only way to heal the island is to persuade Maui to return Te Fiti’s heart, so Moana sets off on an epic journey across the Pacific. The film is based on stories from Polynesian mythology.
Maui: The chicken lives!
Tamatoa: If I was called Sebastian and had a Jamaican accent, you’d help me.
Maui: What’s a demigod gotta do?
Maui: [from trailer] Do you who Maui is? The greatest demigod that ever lived, who stopped the sun, who pulled up islands out of the sea, and battled monsters. Do you know why I know all this? That’s because, *I* am Maui!
Maui: [from trailer] Do you know who Maui is? Only the greatest demi-god of all the Pacific Islands, with his magical fish hook he slowed down the sun, pulled islands out of the sea, battled monsters! And I should know, because I’m Maui
[to Mini Maui tattoo]
Maui: Hey! Let me do this please
Maui: [Using Heihei’s beak to sign Moana’s oar] When you do it with a bird, it’s called tweeting.
Moana: I am not a princess.
Maui: If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess.
Maui: Alright, I’m out.
[Dives off of Boat]
Tamatoa: [to Moana] Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are… I will gladly do so! In song form!
[Moana, who is coved in sparkling seashells, is snatched up by Tamatoa]
Tamatoa: Oohoo hoo hoo hoo… What have we here? It’s a sparkly, shiny… Wait a minute.
[Tosses Moana into the air, making her lose the seashells covering her]
Tamatoa: Ugh… It’s a human! What’re you doing down here, in the Realm of the Mons-?
[Tamatoa’s eyes are twitching differently causing Moana to constantly look back and forth between them]
Tamatoa: Just pick an eye, babe. I can’t… I can’t concentrate on what I’m saying if you keep- Yeah, pick one! Pick one!
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Maui: Really? Blow dart to my butt cheek?