Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Top Movie Quotes
An apocalyptic story set in the furthest reaches of our planet, in a stark desert landscape where humanity is broken, and almost everyone is crazed fighting for the necessities of life. Within this world exist two rebels on the run who just might be able to restore order. There’s Max, a man of action and a man of few words, who seeks peace of mind following the loss of his wife and child in the aftermath of the chaos. And Furiosa, a woman of action and a woman who believes her path to survival may be achieved if she can make it across the desert back to her childhood homeland
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Nux: [In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow WarBoys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex] Oh, what a day… what a lovely day!
Max Rockatansky: You know, hope is a mistake. If you can’t fix what’s broken, you’ll go insane.
Nux: I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!
Nux: If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die historic on the fury road!
Nux: Witness me.
Immortan Joe: Ah, mediocre!
Max Rockatansky: [Narrating] My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own ways were broken. It was hard to tell who was more crazy… me… or everyone else.
Immortan Joe: [to Nux] No. Put a bullet in her skull, scuttle the rig, return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla… you will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
Max Rockatansky: My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.
Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
Toast: What are you doing?
The Dag: Praying.
Toast: To who?
The Dag: Anyone who’s listening.
The Bullet Farmer: I am the scales of justice, conductor of the choir of death!
Narrator: “Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.” -The First History Man
Max Rockatansky: Once, I was a cop. A road warrior, searching for a righteous cause.
Imperator Furiosa: You never gonna have a better chance.
Max Rockatansky: At what?
Imperator Furiosa: Redemption.
Rictus Erectus: I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
Nux: Feels like hope.
Max Rockatansky: Max. My name is Max. That’s my name.
Max Rockatansky: At least that way we’ll be able to… together… come across some kind of redemption.
Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
Toast: What do you suppose he’s gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.
Max Rockatansky: [pointing at his Interceptor car being driven by a War Boy] That’s mine!
Max Rockatansky: Here they come again… worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
Capable: We are not things. We are not things!
Max Rockatansky: I am the one that runs both from the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
Max Rockatansky: That’s my head!
Max Rockatansky: What else can they take from me? They took my blood, now my car.
The Dag: [about Max] He’s a crazy smig who eats schlanger!
Nux: I never thought I’d do something as shine as that.
Max Rockatansky: That’s my jacket!
Immortan Joe: Everybody has gone out their mind. You’re not the only one Max.
The Bullet Farmer: All this over a family squabble… healthy babies…
Imperator Furiosa: FOOL!
Nux: Immortan! Immortan Joe!
[Immortan Joe turns and looks at Nux]
Nux: He looked at me. He looked right at me.
Slit: He looked at your blood bag.
Nux: He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.
Slit: He was scanning the horizon.
Nux: No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
Max Rockatansky: Have you done this before?
Imperator Furiosa: Many times.
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The Dag: Angharad calls it anti-seeds. You plant one and see something die.
Imperator Furiosa: Wanna get through this? Let’s go!
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The Dag: [to Max] I thought you weren’t insane anymore.
Nux: We’re not to blame!
The Splendid Angharad: Then who killed the World?
Nux: He saw it. Even my blood bag drives the truck that killed her.
[Nux begins banging his head]
Capable: Stop. Stop it!
Nux: Three times the doors opened for me. I was awaited. I should be with the Immortan. With the heroes of ancient times. Even Larry and Barry had not bothered me all day.
Capable: Who are they?
Nux: My mates.
[Points at his neck tumors]
Nux: If they don’t kill me, the night fever do.
Capable: There’s no going back!
Max Rockatansky: Confacimus!
Keeper of the Seeds: Kaboom!
Glory the Child: You promised to help us!
Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux: Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux’s mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
The Ace: Why can’t you stop?
The Dag: [to Immortan Joe] Schlanger!
Imperator Furiosa: [to Immortan Joe] Remember me!
[Throws Joe’s mask hose into the rear wheels of his vehicle, tearing off his lower face and killing him instantly]
Immortan Joe: I am your redeemer.It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
Slit: Mediocre Morsov! Mediocre!
Slit: By my deeds I honour him, V8.
War boy: Are you alright, Joe?
Immortan Joe: No!
Nux: I am the one… who touches the Sun… ON HIS WAY TO WALHALLA! WITNESS ME BLOOD BAG!
Keeper of the Seeds: Here we go, girls!
Imperator Furiosa: Drive!