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Letterkenny is a Canadian television sitcom created by Jared Keeso and developed and primarily written by Keeso and Jacob Tierney, with Tierney as director. The series debuted on CraveTV in February 2016, and later also aired on The Comedy Network. The show stars Keeso and Nathan Dales as Wayne and Daryl, two friends living in the small town of Letterkenny, Ontario, a small community loosely based on Keeso’s own hometown of Listowel, Ontario.

At the 5th Canadian Screen Awards in 2017, the series won the award for Best Comedy Series.

In October 2017, the series received a production commitment of more than 40 new episodes. In December 2018, the six-episode sixth season was released.

In the United States, Letterkenny is distributed by Hulu and the first two seasons debuted on July 13, 2018. Subsequent seasons were added on December 27, 2018

  
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Top Letterkenny Funny Quotes and Memes

 

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Wayne: Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.

Wayne: [repeated line]

Wayne: Hard no!

 

Wayne: That’s a Texas-sized 10-4.

 

Wayne: Put some fucking clothes on!

Katy: Not my forte.

Wayne: Unfortunate!

 

Wayne: H’are ya now?

Katy: Good-n-you?

Wayne: Not so bad.

Top Gladiator Movie Quotes 2000

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A former Roman General sets out to exact vengeance against the corrupt emperor who murdered his family and sent him into slavery.

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Quintus: People should know when they’re conquered.
Gen. Maximus: Would you, Quintus? Would I?

Maximus: The frost.. sometimes it makes the blade stick

Proximo: And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more.

Maximus: Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity.

Proximo: You should see the Colosseum Spaniard. Fifty-thousand Romans… watching every movement of your sword… willing you to make that killer blow. The silence before you strike and the noise afterwards. It rises. It rises up… like a storm. As if you were the thunder god himself.
Proximo: You should see the Colosseum Spaniard. Fifty-thousand Romans watching every movement of your sword, willing you to make that killer blow. The silence before you strike and the noise afterwards. It rises. It rises up like a storm. As if you were the thunder god himself.

Maximus: My name is Gladiator

Proximo: Gladiators… I salute you.

Juba: I will see you again, but not yet. Not yet.

Commodus: If you’re very good, tomorrow night I’ll tell you the story of emperor Claudius who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but the emperor Claudius knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, “Tell me what you’ve been doing busy little bee or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood.” And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done.
Commodus: If you’re very good, tomorrow night I’ll tell you the story of emperor Claudius who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but the emperor Claudius knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, ‘Tell me what you’ve been doing busy little bee or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood.’ And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done.

Marcus Aurelius: I am dying, Maximus. When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life. How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the philosopher? The warrior? The tyrant? Or will I be the emperor who gave Rome back her true self? There was once a dream that was Rome.

Maximus: What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Maximus: What We Do In Life, Echos In Eternity.
Maximus: What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Lucilla: Is Rome worth one good man’s life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him.
Gracchus: Who will help me carry him?

Juba: You have a great name. He must kill your name before he kills you.

Lucilla: Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.

Gracchus: I don’t pretend to be a man of the people. But I do try to be a man for the people.

Marcus Aurelius: There was once a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Maximus: At my signal, unleash hell!

Marcus Aurelius: Death smiles us all. All a man can do is smile back.

Commodus: A general who became a slave. A slave who became a gladiator. A gladiator who defied an emperor.

Maximus: Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Maximus: Are you not entertained?

Proximo: Ultimately, we are all dead men. Sadly we cannot choose how but we can decide how we meet that end in order that we are remembered as men
Proximo: Ultimately, we are all dead men. Sadly we cannot choose how but we can decide how we meet that end in order that we are remembered as men.

Maximus: “What we do in life…..echoes in eternity”
Maximus: What we do in life… echoes in eternity.

Proximo: We are nothing but dust and shadows. Dust and shadows!

Maximus: At my signal….. unleash hell!

Maximus: Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe they fought and died for nothing.

Juba: Can they hear you?
Maximus: Who?
Juba: Your family. In the afterlife.
Maximus: Oh yes.
Juba: What do you say to them?
Maximus: To my son – I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife… that is not your business.

Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Maximus: Strength and honor

Maximus: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Quintus: I’m sorry, Ceaser has spoken. Ride until dawn… and then execute him.
Maximus: Quintus look at me, look at me! Promise me that you will you look after my family.
Quintus: Your family will meet you in the afterlife.
Maximus: NO! (Is hit in the head by a sword and falls unconscious)

Juba: I will see you again… but not yet. Not yet!

Proximo: You have sold me queer giraffes.

Maximus: Brothers, what we do in life… echoes in eternity.

Commodus: Am I not merciful? AM I NOT MERCIFUL?
Commodus: Am I not merciful? [Lucilla turns her head]
Commodus: AM I NOT MERCIFUL?

Juba: [to his dead friend] I will see you again… but not yet… not yet…
Juba: I will see you again… but not yet… not yet.

Maximus: Are you not Entertained?
Maximus: [after swiftly dispatching another gladiator] Are you not entertained?

Commodus: it vexes me. I am extremely vexed
Commodus: It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.

Maximus: At my signal, unleash hell.

Maximus: Maximus: Strength and Honour

Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Maximus: Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Maximus: Are you not entertained?

Commodus: Your Emperor asks for your loyalty, Maximus. Take my hand, I only offer it once.

Gracchus: I don’t pretend to be a man of the people. But I do try to be a man for the people.

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Been So Long | Official Trailer HD

Romance, rage and revenge. Been So Long is a neon soaked, modern day romance set on the streets of London’s musical hot-bed of Camden. We follow Simone (Michaela Coel), a dedicated single mother who, on a rare night on the town is charmed by a handsome yet troubled stranger, Raymond (Arinzé Kene), igniting old and new feelings. Set against the backdrop of an ever-changing city, Been So Long is a fresh take on love, life and moving on.

Heavy Trip (2018) Hevi reissu (original title) Trailer

Turo (25) is trying to overcome his fears by leading the most unknown heavy metal band in Finland, Impaled Rektum, to the hottest metal festival of Norway. The journey includes heavy metal, grave robbing, Viking heaven and an armed conflict between Finland and Norway.

In this offbeat comedy from Finland, Turo is stuck in a small village where the best thing in his life is being the lead vocalist for the amateur metal band Impaled Rektum. The only problem? He and his band mates have practiced for 12 years without playing a single gig. The guys get a surprise visitor from Norway-the promoter for a huge heavy metal music festival-and decide it’s now or never. They steal a van, a corpse, and even a new drummer in order to make their dreams a reality.

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Trailer of The Little Stranger (2018)

Stars: Ruth Wilson, Domhnall Gleeson, Josh Dylan

Story: THE LITTLE STRANGER tells the story of Dr. Faraday, the son of a housemaid, who has built a life of quiet respectability as a country doctor. During the long hot summer of 1948, he is called to a patient at Hundreds Hall, where his mother once worked. The Hall has been home to the Ayres family for more than two centuries. But it is now in decline and its inhabitants – mother, son and daughter – are haunted by something more ominous than a dying way of life. When he takes on his new patient, Faraday has no idea how closely, and how disturbingly, the family’s story is about to become entwined with his own. Written by Focus Features

Bully (2001) Top Quotes

How to get rid of your obnoxious friend and get away with it? That’s what’s been bothering a group of teenagers when they decided they had enough of him but that’s not so easy as it seems. Nobody can commit a perfect crime, not even among so called friends!
A pack of naïve teenagers conspire to murder a mutual friend, whose aggressive demeanor has proved too much.

Bully (2001) Top Quotes

Donny: Shit, I never knew nobody who killed somebody.
Alice ‘Ali’ Willis: Me neither.
Heather: Just my grandpa. I never knew him. Yeah. My grandpa was a bad drunk. Really bad. He’d rape anyone dumb enough to walk by his room and one night… he got… um, really pissed at my grandma and he took a claw hammer to her face. And, uh, after that, he just… he locked himself up with her in his room for two whole days and he kept drinking and having sex with her after she was dead. My mom was in the house the whole time.
Donny: Fuck.
Heather: She was only 15.
Alice ‘Ali’ Willis: Holy shit.
Heather: You know, it really messed with her head. After that, she only hung out with guys who beat the hell out of her. And when I was little, she’d get drunk and she’d drag me and my brother out of bed at, like, four in the morning and she had all the news clippings about my grandpa and the trial transcriptions and she’d read them over and over again. And I knew every word before kindergarten. I think that’s how I learned to read.

Lisa’s Mom: You guys don’t work, you don’t go to school, you don’t do anything. All you do is lay around and drive your cars and eat us out of house and home. You know how that makes me feel?
[Long pause]
Donny: Mad.

Hitman’s Brother: [to Lisa over the phone] Anyways, you all should turn yourselves in.
Lisa: Turn myself in? I might go to jail.
Hitman’s Brother: [to his father] She’s afraid they’ll go to jail.
Hitman’s Father: Tell her you’ll write to her.
Hitman’s Brother: [to Lisa] Hey man, I’ll write to you.
[Hitman’s father slams down the phone]

Marty: Turn those goddamn lights off, Ali.

Heather: [at the swamp] Are there any alligators in there?
Bobby Kent: I don’t know, why don’t you go skinny dipping and find out?

Marty: What do you want to do?
Lisa: I’ve got to ask you something, Marty. Why do you let Bobby treat you the way he does?
Marty: What?
Lisa: Why do you let Bobby treat you like he does, hit you and stuff, and make fun of you? He disses you right to your face in front of everyone. Derek thinks you guys are queer for each other.
Marty: Yeah well, Derek’s an asshole.
Lisa: You know what? I love you.
Marty: Shut up.
Lisa: I do. I love you and I care about you and I don’t want to see you suffer. I don’t want to see Bobby picking on you ever again.
Marty: Bobby…
[he chokes up and cries; saliva comes from his mouth]
Lisa: What?
Marty: It’s been like this since we were little fucking kids, Lisa. He’s always been like this. Bobby always beats the fuck out of me whenever he wants and there’s not a goddamn thing I can do about it. I’ve begged my fucking parents to move…
Lisa: You could move away yourself!
Marty: I’m not even a fucking high school graduate.
Lisa: Yeah, I know, tell me about it. So there’s nothing we can do to stop him ever?
Marty: We could kill him, but that’s about it.
Lisa: [smiles] That’s what I was thinking.
Marty: What? What are you talking about?
Lisa: Bobby.
Marty: What about Bobby?
Lisa: What if he was gone?
Marty: What kind of weird shit are you talking about?
Lisa: What if we killed him?
Marty: Are you fucking nuts?

Heather: Is he dead yet?
Donny: Getting there.

Bobby Kent: [screaming as he’s being murdered] PLEASE, MARTY! PLEASE! PLEASE!
[pause]
Bobby Kent: Whatever I did… I’M SORRY!

[Lisa produces a gun]
Donny: Holy shit, what the fuck is that for?
Lisa: To kill Bobby Kent, don’t you remember?
Donny: Oh, yeah.

Lisa Connelly: The hitman needs a ride.

Alice ‘Ali’ Willis: You’re so hot.
Bobby Kent: I’m not hot, baby, I’m just big.

Bobby Kent: You call that going out?
Alice ‘Ali’ Willis: I don’t know!
Bobby Kent: I call it a fucking blowjob! A damn fine blowjob, but a blowjob all the same.

Derek Kaufman: You were his best friend so you’re gonna be the number one suspect.
Marty: Dude, that don’t make sense, man. I should be, like, the last motherfucker they suspect.
Derek Kaufman: No, you’re not a cop. You don’t know how these sick bastards think.

Bobby Kent: You enjoyed that back there, didn’t you?
Marty: No way, man, I ain’t queer like those guys.
Bobby Kent: Yeah, bullshit, bullshit, I think you like dick. You don’t gotta lie to me, boy, I know you like dick.

[last lines]
[talking in the court room]
Donny: I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doing here, I didn’t do shit, I don’t know what I’m fucking here for…
Marty: You stabbed him, dude. What the fuck do you want… Oh, you shut the fuck up!

 

Lisa: [about Bobby] He treats everyone like shit. He’s always mean. He’s always cruel. He beats you up.
Lisa: [laughs] He’s even too weird for Ali and she’s into everything! He’s the source of everybody’s troubles, Marty. And even still, he’s going to finish high school and go to college and probably get rich.
Marty: Yeah, and I’m going to be delivering pizzas to him in Weston. How would we get a gun?
Lisa: My ma has one.
Marty: Shit! That motherfucker! He’s fucking dissed me… he’s fucking treated me like shit my whole goddamn life!
Lisa: Let’s kill him.
[Marty sticks out his tongue and Lisa sucks it as she puts her arms around him]
Marty: No shit.

Derek: [shouts] Hey listen, fucker, I only helped carry the body ’cause that mafia motherfucker was gonna beat the shit out of me!

Derek Kaufman: [about Donny] Oh jeez, that guy’s fucking retarded, am I wrong?
Lisa: No no, he just gets high a lot, he’s just as normal as you and me.
Derek Kaufman: Shit, that’s may not be saying too much…

Derek Kaufman: Nature sucks.

Bobby Kent: [after Marty bumps Bobby’s car into a curb] Aw you fuck, you fucked up my fuckin car! Fuck!
Marty: [Bobby punches Marty] Watch the fuck out man! You’re gonna make me fuckin wreck!
Bobby Kent: [punching Marty again] You stupid fuck!
Marty: Aw fuck!
Bobby Kent: Piece of shit!
Marty: Motherfucker! Fuck this, man, shit!
Bobby Kent: [as Marty stops the car and walks out] Marty? Hey! Get in the car!

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Marty: [on the phone with a customer] I want you to suck my big dick.
Mrs. Puccio: [from downstairs] Marty, honey, dinner!
Marty: [into the phone] I want you to lick my balls.

Donny: You guys need professional help.

Donny: What the f… what the fuck is fatalizing? Is he like dead?
Derek: No, dude, it’s like worse, dude, it’s like way worse, because, like, you have to live, man… you have to fuckin’ live and you’re a fuckin’ baby.

Bobby Kent: Damn, I should put you into consideration.

Heather: Got any tweak?
Donny: [laughs] How was rehab?

Lisa: I love you, Marty. I love you so much I can’t even believe how much I love you. I would do anything for you.

 

Baywatch (2017) Trailer and Top Movie Quotes

Two unlikely prospective lifeguards vie for jobs alongside the buff bodies who patrol a beach in California.
Stars: Alexandra Daddario, Dwayne Johnson, Priyanka Chopra

Baywatch Best Quotes

Matt Brody : Hey, I’m Matt Brody!
Summer Quinn : And not a single fuck was given…

Matt Brody : Ronnie, I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don’t know shit about computers…
Matt Brody : There’s no I in team, but there is a me.
Interviewer : Are you dyslexic?
Matt Brody : I’m… Caucasian.

 

Mitch Buchannon : How about diamond smugglers who are putting the rocks in surfboards and bringing them ashore?
Matt Brody : Everything that you guys are talking about sounds like a really, like, entertaining but far-fetched TV show.

 

Matt Brody : Fuck you, lady.
Victoria Leeds : [disgusted] I’ll pass.
[flaming clothing lands on Matt]

Matt Brody : That wasn’t so bad.
[a dismembered foot lands on Matt]

Matt Brody : [screams]

 

Mitch Buchannon : That’s good luck, pick it up.
Mitch Buchannon : My gut says there’s some bad shit going on over there, and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.
Matt Brody : Your balls said that?
Mitch Buchannon : Yes, they did.
Matt Brody : Okay, my balls say
[in a high-pitched voice]

 

Matt Brody : “just take it easy right here. Just chill.”
Mitch Buchannon : Why the fuck do your balls sound like three-year-old girls?
Matt Brody : I don’t know, man. That’s just how they talk. But they’re wise.
Matt Brody : So, Dave had access to Leeds’ server.
Ronnie Greenbaum : Her server? You mean her network.

 

Matt Brody : Yeah, her network, that’s what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we’re straight through the firewall.

 

Ronnie Greenbaum : Okay, literally none of what you said made any sense.
Matt Brody : Straight over the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum : It’s not, like, a physical thing you do.
Ronnie Greenbaum : She’s like some sort of modern-day J Edgar Hoover.
Matt Brody : The vacuum guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum : No.
Matt Brody : What do you mean ‘You People’?
Mitch Buchannon : You don’t get to say that. You’re just tan.

 

Matt Brody : Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Abso-fucking-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don’t know. Maybe Ronnie.

Ronnie Greenbaum : Sorry, what?
Matt Brody : You’re fucking crazy.
Victoria Leeds : If I was a man you’d call me “driven”.
CJ Parker : Brody.
Matt Brody : Hey.
CJ Parker : What are you doing?
Matt Brody : Nothing. I was just… you know, star-gazing.
CJ Parker : Under a pier?
Matt Brody : Yeah, that way.

 

CJ Parker : Look, you’re on the team, and, uh… I don’t want anyone on the team sleeping outside, so… Yeah, come on. You’re coming with me. Let’s go, Brody.

[as he hesitates:]

CJ Parker : Let’s go, I don’t wanna wait for you. Come on!

 

Summer Quinn : [after pulling him aboard] Are you okay? That was such a great plan, just to see fire and just swim right into it.
Matt Brody : [sighs] You care about me. I care about
[high-pitched voice:]

Matt Brody : you.
[his finger touching her nose]