Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes and Best Sayings

Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

Stranger Things TV Show Quotes and Best Sayings



Stars: Millie Bobby Brown, Finn Wolfhard, Winona Ryder

When Joyce’s 12-year-old son, Will, goes missing, she launches a terrifying investigation into his disappearance with local authorities. As they search for answers, they unravel a series of extraordinary mysteries involving secret government experiments, unnerving supernatural forces, and a very unusual little girl.

Jonathan Byers is the concerned, introvert brother of Will Byers in the series. Though he’s a bit of a social outsider, his determination to find his brother drives him through… Jonathan is played by English actor Charlie Heaton (yep – that accent isn’t real), with Stranger Things being his breakthrough role.

Winona Ryder as Joyce Byers (8 episodes)
David Harbour as Jim Hopper (9 episodes)
Finn Wolfhard as Mike Wheeler (9 episodes)
Millie Bobby Brown as Eleven (8 episodes)
Gaten Matarazzo as Dustin Henderson (8 episodes)
Caleb McLaughlin as Lucas Sinclair (8 episodes)
Noah Schnapp as Will Byers (8 episodes)

Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes
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Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

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Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

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Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes

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Best Stranger Things TV Show Quotes



Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” —Jim Hopper, S1E1

“Language!” —Ted Wheeler, S1E1 (among others)

“I need this phone, and two weeks advance. And a pack of Camels!” —Joyce Byers, S1E2

“The nuthouse in Kerley County.” “You got a lot of family there?” “Bite me!” —Lucas Sinclair and Dustin Henderson, S1E2

“You look at her all like…El! Hi, El! El! El! El! I love you so much! Would you marry me?” —Lucas Sinclair, S1E3

“Mike.” “Yeah?” “I understand.” “Oh…okay. Cool.” “Cool.” —Eleven and Mike Wheeler, S1E3

“Wow, she looks…” “Pretty….good. You look pretty good.” —Dustin Henderson and Mike Wheeler, S1E4

“You’d better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!” —Dustin Henderson, S1E6

“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?” —Dustin Henderson, S1E7

“We’ll be home soon and my mom…she’ll get you your own bed. And you can eat as many Eggos as you want. And…we can go to the Snow Ball.” “Promise?” “Promise.” —Mike Wheeler and Eleven, S1E8

“Half-way happy.” —Eleven, S2E2

“Nothing’s gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.” —Jim Hopper and Joyce Byers, S2E2

“That’s presumptuous of you.” “Yeah. Totally.” —Max Mayfield and Dustin Henderson, S2E2

“Dustin!” “Yes, my lord?” —Scott Clarke and Dustin Henderson, S2E3

“What’s at the X? Pirate treasure?” —Bob Newby, S2E5

“I’m sorry. You ate my cat.” —Dustin Henderson, S2E5

“So, Jonathan…how was the pull out?” “What?” “The sofa.” “Oh. It was good.” “I bet… Oops.” —Murray Bauman and Jonathan Byers, S2E6

“When your hair’s damp…it’s not wet, okay, it’s damp…you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.” “Farrah Fawcett?” “Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. You tell anyone I just told you that…and your ass is grass. You’re dead, Henderson. You got it?” “Yeah.” “Okay.” —Steve Harrington and Dustin Henderson, S2E6

“They cannot save you, Jane!” “No. But I can save them.” —Kali and Eleven, S2E7

“I don’t hate it, by the way. This whole look. It’s kinda cool.” “Bitchin’.” “Okay. Sure. Bitchin’.” —Jim Hopper and Eleven, S2E9

“Am I dreaming, or is that you, Harrington?” “Yeah, it’s me. Don’t cream your pants.” “What’re you doing here, amigo?” “I might ask you the same thing…amigo.” —Billy Hargrove and Steve Harrington, S2E9

“We should get out there, you know? Do our thing… Stop.” —Lucas Sinclair, S2E9

“You’re gonna drive ’em nuts.” —Nancy Wheeler, S2E9

“How you holding up?” “You know…” “Yeah. And that feeling never goes away. It is true what they say, though: every day it does get a little easier.” —Jim Hopper and Joyce Byers, S2E9

“You look beautiful. Do you wanna dance?” “I…don’t know how.” “I don’t either. You wanna figure it out?” —Mike Wheeler and Eleven, S2E9

Bet you didn’t know what you were in for when you asked that question, huh? There’s honestly a lot more, but those are the ones I’ll bother to list out because they are the greatest ones.


Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” —Jim Hopper, S1E1

“Language!” —Ted Wheeler, S1E1 (among others)

“I need this phone, and two weeks advance. And a pack of Camels!” —Joyce Byers, S1E2

“The nuthouse in Kerley County.” “You got a lot of family there?” “Bite me!” —Lucas Sinclair and Dustin Henderson, S1E2

“You look at her all like…El! Hi, El! El! El! El! I love you so much! Would you marry me?” —Lucas Sinclair, S1E3

“Mike.” “Yeah?” “I understand.” “Oh…okay. Cool.” “Cool.” —Eleven and Mike Wheeler, S1E3

“Wow, she looks…” “Pretty….good. You look pretty good.” —Dustin Henderson and Mike Wheeler, S1E4

“You’d better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!” —Dustin Henderson, S1E6

“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?” —Dustin Henderson, S1E7

“We’ll be home soon and my mom…she’ll get you your own bed. And you can eat as many Eggos as you want. And…we can go to the Snow Ball.” “Promise?” “Promise.” —Mike Wheeler and Eleven, S1E8

“Half-way happy.” —Eleven, S2E2

“Nothing’s gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.” —Jim Hopper and Joyce Byers, S2E2

“That’s presumptuous of you.” “Yeah. Totally.” —Max Mayfield and Dustin Henderson, S2E2

“Dustin!” “Yes, my lord?” —Scott Clarke and Dustin Henderson, S2E3

“What’s at the X? Pirate treasure?” —Bob Newby, S2E5

“I’m sorry. You ate my cat.” —Dustin Henderson, S2E5

“So, Jonathan…how was the pull out?” “What?” “The sofa.” “Oh. It was good.” “I bet… Oops.” —Murray Bauman and Jonathan Byers, S2E6

“When your hair’s damp…it’s not wet, okay, it’s damp…you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.” “Farrah Fawcett?” “Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. You tell anyone I just told you that…and your ass is grass. You’re dead, Henderson. You got it?” “Yeah.” “Okay.” —Steve Harrington and Dustin Henderson, S2E6

“They cannot save you, Jane!” “No. But I can save them.” —Kali and Eleven, S2E7

“I don’t hate it, by the way. This whole look. It’s kinda cool.” “Bitchin’.” “Okay. Sure. Bitchin’.” —Jim Hopper and Eleven, S2E9

“Am I dreaming, or is that you, Harrington?” “Yeah, it’s me. Don’t cream your pants.” “What’re you doing here, amigo?” “I might ask you the same thing…amigo.” —Billy Hargrove and Steve Harrington, S2E9

“We should get out there, you know? Do our thing… Stop.” —Lucas Sinclair, S2E9

“You’re gonna drive ’em nuts.” —Nancy Wheeler, S2E9

“How you holding up?” “You know…” “Yeah. And that feeling never goes away. It is true what they say, though: every day it does get a little easier.” —Jim Hopper and Joyce Byers, S2E9

“You look beautiful. Do you wanna dance?” “I…don’t know how.” “I don’t either. You wanna figure it out?” —Mike Wheeler and Eleven, S2E9

Bet you didn’t know what you were in for when you asked that question, huh? There’s honestly a lot more, but those are the ones I’ll bother to list out because they are the greatest ones.


Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” —Jim Hopper, S1E1
“Language!” —Ted Wheeler, S1E1 (among others)
“I need this phone, and two weeks advance. And a pack of Camels!” —Joyce Byers, S1E2
“The nuthouse in Kerley County.” “You got a lot of family there?” “Bite me!” —Lucas Sinclair and Dustin Henderson, S1E2
“You look at her all like…El! Hi, El! El! El! El! I love you so much! Would you marry me?” —Lucas Sinclair, S1E3
“Mike.” “Yeah?” “I understand.” “Oh…okay. Cool.” “Cool.” —Eleven and Mike Wheeler, S1E3
“Wow, she looks…” “Pretty….good. You look pretty good.” —Dustin Henderson and Mike Wheeler, S1E4
“You’d better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!” —Dustin Henderson, S1E6
“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?” —Dustin Henderson, S1E7
“We’ll be home soon and my mom…she’ll get you your own bed. And you can eat as many Eggos as you want. And…we can go to the Snow Ball.” “Promise?” “Promise.” —Mike Wheeler and Eleven, S1E8
“Half-way happy.” —Eleven, S2E2
“Nothing’s gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.” —Jim Hopper and Joyce Byers, S2E2
“That’s presumptuous of you.” “Yeah. Totally.” —Max Mayfield and Dustin Henderson, S2E2
“Dustin!” “Yes, my lord?” —Scott Clarke and Dustin Henderson, S2E3
“What’s at the X? Pirate treasure?” —Bob Newby, S2E5
“I’m sorry. You ate my cat.” —Dustin Henderson, S2E5
“So, Jonathan…how was the pull out?” “What?” “The sofa.” “Oh. It was good.” “I bet… Oops.” —Murray Bauman and Jonathan Byers, S2E6
“When your hair’s damp…it’s not wet, okay, it’s damp…you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.” “Farrah Fawcett?” “Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. You tell anyone I just told you that…and your ass is grass. You’re dead, Henderson. You got it?” “Yeah.” “Okay.” —Steve Harrington and Dustin Henderson, S2E6
“They cannot save you, Jane!” “No. But I can save them.” —Kali and Eleven, S2E7
“I don’t hate it, by the way. This whole look. It’s kinda cool.” “Bitchin’.” “Okay. Sure. Bitchin’.” —Jim Hopper and Eleven, S2E9
“Am I dreaming, or is that you, Harrington?” “Yeah, it’s me. Don’t cream your pants.” “What’re you doing here, amigo?” “I might ask you the same thing…amigo.” —Billy Hargrove and Steve Harrington, S2E9
“We should get out there, you know? Do our thing… Stop.” —Lucas Sinclair, S2E9
“You’re gonna drive ’em nuts.” —Nancy Wheeler, S2E9
“How you holding up?” “You know…” “Yeah. And that feeling never goes away. It is true what they say, though: every day it does get a little easier.” —Jim Hopper and Joyce Byers, S2E9
“You look beautiful. Do you wanna dance?” “I…don’t know how.” “I don’t either. You wanna figure it out?” —Mike Wheeler and Eleven, S2E9
Bet you didn’t know what you were in for when you asked that question, huh? There’s honestly a lot more, but those are the ones I’ll bother to list out because they are the greatest ones.