Bad Santa 2 (2016) Trailer and Top Quotes

Bad Santa 2 (2016) Trailer and Top Quotes

Marcus: We’ve got a job. I’m talking millions, this time.
Willie: Why are you even out of the joint anyway? You know, they used to sterilize guys like you, to keep the world from becoming some negro Land of Oz.
Marcus: Early release, you racist moron fuck!

Thurman Merman: I’m 21, officially a man.
Willie: You’re 21 already? That’s creepy.
Thurman Merman: Are you still gonna pop my cherry?
Willie: What? Fuck, no! I said I’d get it done, by somebody else.

Marcus: Damn, that’s some fucked up shit!

Boy: Why do you have two beards?
Willie: That’s none of you’re fuckin’ business.

Diane: [Willing is banging Diane doggy style behind an dumpster in a alleyway] Tell me how dirty this is?
Willie: It’s a dumpster and an ally. It’s pretty fucking dirty I guess.
Diane: [yelling] Tell me it’s fucking dirty!
Willie: Okay, it’s fucking dirty!

Diane: You reek of whiskey. You know the rules and your flouting them.
Willie: Flouting? I never sucked jizz out of nobody’s ass.
Diane: I believe that’s felching.

Diane: I’m a good girl, but sometimes I need to be bad.

Sunny Soke: [to Willie] You still hit like your fuckin’ father.

Willie: I traveled all the way across the USA to rob a Goddamn charity?

Willie: Spare some change. Think about somebody besides your fucking self.

Sunny Soke: Well bless your heart. Cheap little fucker.

Willie: [From teaser trailer] What can I get ya?
[the girl starts speaking very poor English]
Willie: What?